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I'm sorry to say that due to certain people's misrepresentation as to the nature of this blog, I have decided to nuke it. Apparently the huge disclaimer saying "this is supposed to be satire, you morons" was ignored, and frankly, I don't have the energy to defend it. If you enjoyed reading here over the years, I thank you much, it's been fun! If you're trying to use it against me.... you are a humorless, spiteful turnip with bad hair.

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