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Apparently these two chuckleheads decided to burn down a dentists office here in Kansas City. They went inside and started setting things on fire. Unfortunately for them, they didn’t really have a game plan, and they ended up trapping themselves in the fire.
One of them was rushed to the hospital with extensive burns, and the local radio is reporting that the second suspect burned to death in the building.
I don’t know where these two went to arson school, but apparently they missed the day when the course on leaving an escape route was taught. Wouldn’t you think that… much like mopping the kitchen, you’d start at the back and work your way out of the building? They must have started by the door and worked towards the back instead.
I imagine that this is how Congress would go about torching a dentist’s office if they ever decided to.