Womyn in the Infantry

An alert reader pointed out that by mentioning the close proximity of my home to yesterdays hostage hijinks, that I was making it too easy for my stalkers.

That’s because I’ve changed my policy on stalkers. I now have a loaded light rail semi-automatic loaded with hollow points. If you’re gonna stalk me, you’d better be wearing body armor. Have you ever seen what a hollow point exit wound looks like? So stalkers, listen up. Anytime you feel woman enough to come to my house, feel free. I’ll be waiting for you.

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So how do we feel about the Bill being tossed around that would prevent womyn from serving in direct ground combat?

Personally, I’m disgusted by they blatant sexism. Why should womyn be prevented from being shot at? Are we saying that they don’t deserve to be killed and men do?

If a corporation decided to bar women from a manufacturing job because it was dangerous, they would have their proverbial pants sued off. And they’d lose. Why should corporations be held to higher standards than the DOD? Anyone?

Yeah. It’s definitely stupid. If a womyn wants to volunteer for the infantry… more power to her. I believe there should be equal opportunity for her to be killed in action. Why let the men have all the fun?

I’m just glad the womyn are volunteering, because I sure as heck don’t want to go fight. I would if I was drafted, but it wouldn’t be my career choice. Plus, a few female casualties might do wonders for our feelings as a country on interfering in other country’s problems.

Incredipete

  35 comments for “Womyn in the Infantry

  1. May 19, 2005 at 1:24 pm

    My mother was the one who taught me to shoot a gun. Well ok she helped and up and until I was 17, she could out shoot both me and my dad. I fully back any chick that wantsx to shoot some enemy soliders. More power to you! Hell I think they are more ruthless when it comes to holding grudge anyway. So anyone that was conected to or is connected to a terrorist regime, who may have hurt or killed someone’s sister of a cousin of any girl in the military, Yeah I don’t think we would have anyproblem with them not pulling the trigger.

    Now I do not think that this is for every womyn (thank you Incredipete) because I would not trust Pamala Anderson with a cork loaded pop gun let alone a M16 loaded with dum dums.

  2. May 19, 2005 at 2:32 pm

    Surely everybody understands the epithet “the female of the species is more deadly than the male”??? Take the female SS officers during WW2 if you need an example. I’m not for a moment suggesting that ALL females are capable of violence … but then neither are all males. Take Andy if you need an example.

  3. May 19, 2005 at 2:33 pm

    I have trouble with the knowledge that Pamalah Andersin has a drivers license. Not to mention a screen actors guild card. We won’t even get into the children thing…. What were they thinking? (I’m sorry. but if you’re blonde… or feel you have to pretend to be… AND you’re dumb… DON’T get gigundous boobs, too. mmmmmk? Just a thought.) So where were we. Oh yeah. Guns. Guns are cool. But personally I’d rather leave the shooting to the boys. Besides, they have CAMEL SPIDERS over there. NO way.

  4. May 19, 2005 at 2:50 pm

    I see. So you say you have a semi-automatic… but is it loaded?

  5. May 19, 2005 at 3:40 pm

    Always at the ready!

  6. May 19, 2005 at 3:44 pm

    make sure it doesn’t go off by accident

  7. Rik
    May 19, 2005 at 3:54 pm

    A. Call me old fashioned, but i don’t want my girls dyin’ when my boys can do it just fine.2. Girls with guns are H.O.T. and those boys need to focus on shooting their rifles, not their guns. I have a hard enough time concentrating on my job, and people don’t shoot at me.D. Who will play baseball in the US if we get into a major war if you send the women too??BUT if they look like that Lyndie England, or Jessica Lynch chick, send ’em over! Woof.

  8. Rik
    May 19, 2005 at 3:54 pm

    Has anyone seen my handbasket?

  9. May 19, 2005 at 4:05 pm

    I say we send any women that wants to go, as long as they can prove that they are ugly. Of course, we’ll have to come up with some objective criteria for determining ugliness.

  10. Rik
    May 19, 2005 at 4:14 pm

    32 teeth, 1 point, (no teeth, 2pts.) Shoulder length hair or longer, 1 point. Symmetrical eyes, 1 point. Smooth soft skin, 1 point. Pert rack, 1 point. No PMS, 2 points, (send all PMSing women automatically?). Tight butt, 1 point. Nice smile, 1 point. Southern accent, 1 point. This is on the 1-10 scale of course, anything less than a 4 gets a ticket to hell, i mean Iraq. I should put something about a personality in there, but i found my handbasket 😉

  11. May 19, 2005 at 4:32 pm

    Nice scale. Sounds very fair and objective.

  12. Rik
    May 19, 2005 at 4:33 pm

    Thanks. I’m just glad i’m not a woman. They’d have sent me on Sept. 12th!

  13. conservativeconspirator
    May 19, 2005 at 4:35 pm

    Men have strong instincts to protect females from harm. Wouldn’t this create some havoc on the battlefield?

  14. May 19, 2005 at 4:36 pm

    That, and a lot of extracurricular breeding.

  15. May 19, 2005 at 4:46 pm

    There are, in fact women in combat situations already in Iraq. There have been female soldiers shotand killed in firefights. It has not sdeemed to cause any kind of havoc over there so far, why change the rules?

    I say if anyone, man, woman, or flaming homosexual, want to volunteer to get shot at, go for it. When I was in the army back in the mid 80’s we had women in our unit. Frankly, I did not care if it was a man or a woman who was part of my squad, as long as they pulled their own weight. Most male and female soldiers would say the same thing.

  16. May 19, 2005 at 5:04 pm

    I think what the army needs is more cowbell.

  17. May 19, 2005 at 5:09 pm

    Wait… I have a better idea. From now on, let’s not send any straight men. Only womyn and gay guys. That way, they can overcome the enemy and then after they march into Iraq they can redecorate with some nice country or shabby chic design.

  18. Rik
    May 19, 2005 at 5:42 pm

    I don’t have a problem with them serving. Not even in combat, but i don’t think you should mix them in with men. Give gays their own unit, give women their own unit. And don’t give me any of that “blacks were segregrated into their own units” crap, cause i’m not racist. This isn’t corporate America, we’re not selling hamburgers. People are getting killed. Ask the men on the ground what they want…give it to them…and tell the American people to shut the hell up. Only the military should tell the military how to fight a war. (Sorry i’m so vocal today. Maybe i should start my own blog.)

  19. May 19, 2005 at 6:11 pm

    Where the hell are my email notices? I could have commented here hours ago. *pulls out Glock* Start dancing, Incredipetey-boy!

  20. May 19, 2005 at 9:43 pm

    I am with warcry. Since you bailed on Diaryland, I have no reminders telling me you updated. I can’t be expected to remember to check here, Incredipeter. I am a girl that remembered to do her taxes on April 14th.

    And, I think anybody that wants to should be able to fight in a war. I know I don’t want to do it, so as long as there are volunteers, let them ALL go.

  21. May 19, 2005 at 11:46 pm

    My notify list is now fixed. In fact, it may be fixed TOO well… if you start getting notifications every couple of minutes, that means it’s working.

  22. May 20, 2005 at 8:47 am

    Incredipete, Didja ever stand in the mirror with your gun and practice saying “Do you feel lucky punk?”

    Yea. Me neither.

    I think we should let the military decide if women on the front lines is best for thier business, not the retards in Washington.

  23. May 20, 2005 at 9:02 am

    Wait, is it weird to do that? “I bet you’re asking yourself one question. Was that 5 shots, or 6? Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya… punk?”

  24. May 20, 2005 at 9:19 am

    Nope. Not wierd at all.

    Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head cleeeeeean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?”

    Well, do ya punk?

    I’s gosta know….

  25. May 20, 2005 at 10:18 am

    Yippee Ki Yay, Mr. Funster. (That’s the way TNT used to edit movies… insert other words.) What the fun is wrong with you, airhead?

  26. Rik
    May 20, 2005 at 10:24 am

    I’ve never stood in front of the mirror and said that. I say “Wax on, wax off,” and “Hiyyyya!”

  27. May 20, 2005 at 10:35 am

    Well Rik, that’s just sick and perverted.

    Whacks off. heh.

  28. May 20, 2005 at 10:38 am

    truffle shuffle. naked. mirror. weeeeeeeeeeeee

  29. May 20, 2005 at 10:46 am

    I’m not even going to ask what “truffle shuffle” is…

  30. Rik
    May 20, 2005 at 10:56 am

    YOU’VE NEVER SEEN GOONIES???????????????????????????

  31. Rik
    May 20, 2005 at 10:57 am

    Jenna, the images you put in our heads . . .
    How come i’m hungry all of a sudden?

  32. May 20, 2005 at 11:10 am

    LOL. I guess because I’ma tasty MOFO!!!!

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