Women Are Perverted

Disclaimer: I am not talking about the women that read this site. If you read here, you must be an upstanding, sweet, innocent angel.

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Take a look at this link.

Now.

My first observation is… this chick’s not bad looking for a nearly 40-year-old.

My second is… have you ever met a 15-year-old boy? They are greasy, dirty, stinky, stupid idiots. I know because I was once one of them. When I was 15, girls MY AGE wouldn’t even talk to me, let alone a “woman.”

So this chick’s pregnant, supposedly with this kids’ baby. She clearly has serious mental health issues if she’s sleeping with some greasy adolescent. Now she gets to have her baby in jail. You don’t hear about these cases often… not because they don’t happen, but because BOYS are happy about the situation, and they don’t tell.

Let’s turn this around, though… if this were a 37-year-old man with a teenage girl, he’d be looked at not as crazy, but as a pervert. Sure, he’d go to jail just like the chick, but public opinion would be completely different.

So what’s that about? We don’t expect women to do bad or “dirty” things.

And why not? Well, because they’re better liars. (to generalize the crap out of it) In my experience, the women I know are far more devious AND perverted than the men. Women play innocent, and for some reason the perception sticks. However, all you have to do is listen in to some “girl talk” and you’ll realize that women are far more graphic in their conversation than men. Yes, men talk about sex. No, they don’t go into graphic details, because guys don’t want to think about each other in that way.

My point is this, men get the bad rap because they are more open about things. Women get off with the “sweet and innocent” rap even though they are perverted sluts (ok, not all of them, but a lot), because they are better at pretending.

I won’t even get into women’s insurance rates being lower. “Oh officer, I didn’t realize I had to stop at red lights *blouse falls to the floor*.” If anyone were to do an honest audit of the police and the roadways, they would undoubtedly find that women have just as many traffic infractions as men, cause just as many accidents as men, and probably don’t pay as much attention to the road as men. They just have less CITATIONS.

All this to say… when a woman does something perverted, immoral, wrong, or disgusting, stop being so danged “shocked” about it. They’re doing it every day… just covering it up better.

  19 comments for “Women Are Perverted

  1. November 15, 2005 at 11:41 am

    It isn’t just that Incredipetey! But for the most part the teenage boys’ parents don’t generally press charges. The father just claps him on the back and says good job, here are some rubbers. And IF the mom finds out she is quieted with jewelery. Chicks dig jewelery.

    So yes it is a double edged sword and how I wish it had happened to me a hell of a lot sooner then my 18th year.

    However, if she is related somehow that would make a pervert.

  2. November 15, 2005 at 12:49 pm

    Nice disclaimer chicken shit.

  3. November 15, 2005 at 12:53 pm

    I should have exluded you from that disclaimer…

  4. November 15, 2005 at 1:05 pm

    !!!! You kid because you love.

  5. November 15, 2005 at 1:52 pm

    She needs to get rid of that lip liner thing she has going on; it looks like she’s been sucking on a shit log.

    Oh yeah, she’s a pervert, too.

  6. November 15, 2005 at 2:07 pm

    Hey…it’s the South. We do that kind of stuff all the time down here.

  7. November 15, 2005 at 4:19 pm

    I’m sad that when i update my site, it doesn’t have a fun little “Updated!” next to my name. What gives?

  8. November 15, 2005 at 4:44 pm

    Your RSS feed must be jacked up…

  9. November 15, 2005 at 4:53 pm

    It’s because you’re a girl.

  10. Rik
    November 15, 2005 at 5:27 pm

    Hear, hear! Why can’t i find a perverted girl?

  11. Rik
    November 15, 2005 at 5:27 pm

    Woman, i mean woman.

  12. November 15, 2005 at 5:36 pm

    The first thing I thought of when I read that was, “damn! Where was she when I was 15?”

    The thing is, guys (boys) don’t take this kind of thing as hard as a girl would if it was a guy doing it to her. I guarantee you this ckid was happy to just be getting some. And will now be the envy of everyone of his friends, except maybe his friend who’s mother he’s been sleeping with…..

    Girls get all emotionally screwed up easier than guys I think…

    Anyway, I think the worlds going down the drain faster than anyone of us can do anything about it. This is just a prime example….

  13. Kam
    November 15, 2005 at 10:16 pm

    Duh Incredipeter

  14. Lynne
    November 16, 2005 at 9:05 am

    I don’t know Incredipete…you are a pretty good liar. Just kidding, you SUCK at lying. Perv.

  15. November 16, 2005 at 9:39 am

    I know. People can always see right through me. I’m the world’s worst liar. I blame my churchy upbringing.

    As for being a perv, I blame that on my churchy upbringing as well.

  16. November 16, 2005 at 9:59 am

    Did you just tell me that i have to be “jacked up”?

  17. November 16, 2005 at 11:12 am

    I would never!

    However, your feed seems to be working now, because your link says “UPDATED”

  18. November 16, 2005 at 3:02 pm

    The other thing I’ve noticed. Everytime you hear about one of these chicks in the news, banging some 15 year old, the woman is always hot as hell. I mean, if it were some crazy old ugly broad then I’d understand that maybe a 14 year old was the best they could do, but nope, they’re usually some slightly over the hill but still fully bangable MILF.

    And I take exception to the notion that boys are less screw-up-able than girls. Its just that when boys get screwed-up it comes out in more socially acceptible ways, like mysogeny, workaholism, alcoholism… directing hip-hop videos, stuff like that.

  19. November 16, 2005 at 3:21 pm

    LMAO per usual. thanks hrt.

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