Will the Real Racist Please Stand Up?

Don Imus is not a racist.

Imus has a long history of helping black people, both charitably and by supporting the campaigns of black politicians.

Not to digress, but have you SEEN the Rutgers women’s basketball team? Okay, so “Ho” might be a tad strong, but they are definitely the scariest bunch of women I’ve seen in a while. And no, I don’t mean because they’re black. I mean scary in the sense that they’re all WAY manlier than I am. And I’m a man.

Don Imus was a comedian. He told jokes. Almost every day, he would tell jokes that would offend people. Have you ever listened to the stuff Comedy Central talks about every single day? Have you ever listened to Chris Rock? My god, if white people got offended by racist remarks, we’d have to insist that the movie studios no longer use Chris Rock, because he says things like “If it’s all white, it’s all right.” I mean, how “racist” can you get?!

And note that I had “racist” in quotes. Chris Rock is no more or less racist than Don Imus. The difference is 100% that Chris Rock is black and Don Imus is white.

Of course, once a white person makes a racial joke, EVERY effing black person jumps on the “woe is me” bandwagon. Because obviously if someone cracks a joke, we’re just one step away from state-sanctioned lynchings! It couldn’t be that it’s just a joke, because LORD KNOWS 150 years ago some rich white people had black slaves.

We won’t bother mentioning that more than half of the black people in America today DIDN’T descend from people who were slaves. We won’t mention that NOT A SINGLE LIVING PERSON WHITE OR BLACK IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY HAVE EVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH EFFING SLAVERY! NO ONE LIVING IN AMERICA EVER WAS A SLAVE, AND NO ONE LIVING IN AMERICA EVER OWNED A SLAVE. PERIOD. END OF STORY.

The only real racists left in America are the Ku Klux Klan and the black “leaders” like Al Sharpton. I’ve never met a white racist. At most, I’ve met white people who were a bit offended by “affirmative action.” The reason racism is still hanging on in America is that black “leaders” insist that there’s racism, they spout it in every forum they can think of, and they insist that white Americans make concessions in jobs, social programs, etc. that all favor black people OVER white people. That, my friends, is the definition of racism.

If you’re an intelligent, good person, it doesn’t matter if you’re white, black, male, female, hispanic, whatever. I’d hire you, I’d be your buddy… whatever. If you’re a big stupid idiot, or you’re a criminal, or you’re spewing hatred – I don’t care if you’re white or black, I want nothing to do with you.

Why is it that blacks are 11% of the population and account for about 90% of the allegations of racism? You never hear about LEGAL hispanics complaining about mistreatment. You certainly never hear of asians complaining about mistreatment. Gosh, you never even hear about mistreatment from intelligent black people… Perhaps there’s a pattern? Dumb people = racism?

So “Reverend” Al “I am singlehandedly perpetuating racism in America” Sharpton… This goes to show you should never trust a Reverend who is PRO abortion… You, Mr. Racist, are NOT invited to my summer barbeque, and Don Imus, drinks are on me.

  8 comments for “Will the Real Racist Please Stand Up?

  1. April 13, 2007 at 10:38 am

    I don’t think his comment was funny at all.
    Or racist.

    I think it was plain stupid and probably made the ladies team feel a bit humiliated.
    It wouldn’t be odd for female athletes to be used to hearing praise for the way they kick-ass regularly!! And when some old fart starts talking like he knows the difference between a beautiful, strong woman and a nappy ho, AND GETS IT WRONG… it can be VERY hurtful.

  2. April 13, 2007 at 10:59 am

    I DO think Don Imus is a racist (he has a history of calling people niggers, and to me, that makes you a racist). And because I’m related to a lot of white racists (yes, they exist!), I can tell you that with them it has nothing to do with black leaders, it has everything to do with feeling superiority over non-whites, and feeling like their country (THEIR country! Fuck you, indians!) was taken over. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard the phrase “I just wish they’d go back where they came from”.

    I think the worst thing Don Imus did was insult a bunch of girls who didn’t do anything to merit being called that. But you know, there’s this thing, called freedom of speech, and if he wants to make insulting (unfunny) jokes, then he should be able to. Just like that bigoted blowhard Al Sharpton gets to go on TV crying racism every chance he gets and demanding people lose their jobs.

  3. April 13, 2007 at 11:23 am

    OMG, thank you so much. I have never listened to Imus so I can’t chime in on that aspect. But, as far as the whole racist jokes point? I LOVE Comedy Central and any [good] stand-up comedy. However, I have YET to see ANY black comedian of either gender NOT make white people jokes. Apparently, it is perfectly acceptable for blacks to point out racial differences but not for whites. But then, I don’t care what they say about whitey. I don’t care if I am called a cracker or suchlike. I’m not proud to be white because I had nothing to do with it. I am also not ashamed of it because I, personally, have never hurt somebody non-white with my sense of humour. Which is not to say I won’t walk the line with a racist joke. If I can joke about my boobjob, then I can joke about anything. Isn’t is also about time we started a new TV station called “WET”?

  4. April 13, 2007 at 11:31 am

    p.s., not even my Jewish friends get offended if I make a joke about a “femme-Nazi” or a “spelling Nazi” because they take the words IN CONTEXT.

  5. April 14, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    Well I for one think EVERYONE on the planet is a racist. I wish there would be some sort of Alien attack that would put the stinking, fighting monkeys that live on this rock back in their place. Not to mention wiping out about 2/3rds of the population so we can start over.

    If we had an experience that proved we were all the same…as in HUMAN, then I think that we could come to the conclusion that maybe our petty fucking differences don’t add up to a hill of fucking whale shit and that is clear at the bottom of the ocean. In 20 years NONE of anything that we do will have a single affect on ANYTHING! so who fucking cares if some old assed boring white dude called some girls nappy headed? or that some asshole cut me off in traffic and I wanted to ram his car into the mighty Missouri river because it seemed like a good idea at the time…I say we should all keep fucking until we are all the same color, even if that color turns out to be Puce.

  6. April 14, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    Oh and what about me Incredipete, I spew Hatred all the time..can I still come to the BBQ?

    April 15, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    I kept checking to see if you were going to write about this and was happy to see you had… You are much more eloquent than I.

    I just kept thinking about what happened to “sticks and stones” and the immense set of balls it takes the “Rev” to make this much of a stink with his record of spewing hatred.

    Oh well, I think people will see the stupidity of the firing, it may take a year or two, but they will.

  8. April 16, 2007 at 8:52 am

    I think we’ll see Imus back on the air within weeks… some smart radio executive will snatch him up.

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