UN – Important

More impotent than Bob Dole.

More sissy than the French.

More ineffective than diet pills.

More ungrateful than a teenager.

The UN has proven itself time and time again as a worthless, pandering, impotent bunch of bureacrats (with diplomatic immunity) ever since it was created.

The United States pays a hefty sum to be a member of the UN, and also is kind enough to provide the building and space… prime real estate in New York. As commercial space, it would yeild millions of dollars per month.

The past two days, the UN heard from the president of Iran (his name is as inimportant as what he had to say), and Hugo Chavez of Venezuala. The dictator.

Hugo got up in front of the UN and referred to President George W. Bush as “the Devil” and he did it EIGHT TIMES during his speech (I heard it with my own ears). The host of the UN. Called the devil by a dictator who would kill anyone in his country that said the same about him.

Guess what the UN assembly did when Hugo made his remarks… they LAUGHED. They thought it was funny and true, and they fricking LAUGHED. At our President. At us. At America. WE are the devil to them.

It’s high time we evict the UN from the United States, extricate ourselves from it, and let them sit somewhere else and create impotent resolutions that aren’t enforced. See how they like getting things done without the United States to fund and lead the efforts.

Venezuala should host the UN. I’m sure that would be MUCH better than New York. AND I’m SURE that if Venezuala has a natural disaster, they’ll be standing at our door with their hands out, looking for gifts from the American people. They can SUCK my BIG TOE.

The UN is as unimportant as an organization can possibly be. They don’t deserve our support, our membership, or our real estate. Kick those bastards to the curb.

We can keep our few good allies without being members of the UN.

Hugo Chavez – Eat my shorts!

  8 comments for “UN – Important

  1. September 21, 2006 at 1:31 pm

    Fuck Chavez and the UN.

  2. September 21, 2006 at 1:46 pm

    Your version is so much more succinct!

  3. September 21, 2006 at 7:50 pm

    “suck my Big TOE? I’m shocked at your candor young man. Suck my big toe indeed! I say we annex Venezula on our way to world domination. Just a thought.

  4. September 21, 2006 at 8:00 pm

    PS – Don’t by Citgo gasoline… it’s owned by Venezuala.

  5. RDC
    September 21, 2006 at 8:12 pm

    So they laughed. What do you do? Some things are too stupid to comment on, too ludicrous to give weight to. The US is all the better a country for not being reactionary.

    Do you get mad at the homeless man who angrily covets your car? Your shoes? Your freedom to not stink? No, you pity him. Like your Mom said, “They’re Just Jealous.” How playground, how true. Petty envy extends to the bureaucratic, for sure and certain, its just that big men in suits are given more creedence than scabby-kneed kids. We’re all just playing grown-ups.

    Let ’em have their laughter, so long as it remains unthreatening… and it will, because even the scabby-kneed kids fear for their front teeth.

  6. Rik
    September 22, 2006 at 5:37 pm

    I predict Hugo Chavez will be gone in 18 months. Re-elected or not, his relavance on the world stage will all but disappear by 2008.

  7. September 22, 2006 at 5:39 pm

    I predict guys wearing black will parachute into his villa and shoot him repeatedly with high power rifles and that the US will deny all knowledge of such an event.

  8. BJD
    September 22, 2006 at 6:34 pm

    In the long line of Banana Republic dictators, this guy will get cheered and celebrated right up until he completely destroys the country and they vote him out with machine guns.

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