Things I Like

Things I like:

1. Pizza Rolls

2. Beer

3. Girls with big… “shoulders”

4. 1977 Corvette

5. Angelina Jolie (see #3)

6. Making enough to pay my bills

7. Economics

8. Statistics

9. But not Econometrics (the combination of 7 and 8)

10. Grilling on my back porch

11. Cooking something complicated

12. Adobe Photoshop

13. Women that are smarter than me (a pretty rare occurance, I might add)

14. Women that like to talk

15. HTML

16. Claiborne slacks

17. the Olive Garden

18. Manhattan, NY

19. World’s Wildest Police Videos

20. Golf

21. San Diego, CA

22. Photography

23. Tinkering in the darkroom and whatnot (thanks to my friend Jennifer for the “whatnot” part of “tinkering in the darkroom”)

24. Brownies

25. My puppies

26. A firm, non-sweaty handshake

27. Lifting weights

28. The Rocky Mountains

29. A good glass of Chardonnay

30. Broadway

31. Chicken Cordon Bleu (translation: Chicken with stringy blue veins)

32. Piano

33. Horsepower

34. Trading Spaces (especially Laurie Hickson-Smith)

35. The Kansas prairie

36. Don’s Burgers in Oakley, Kansas

37. See #5

38. Women that are open and honest (I’ll let you know when I meet one)

39. Rush Limbaugh (with talent on loan from God)

40. The Bloch School

41. Fig Newtons

42. Michael Savage (even though he hates Rush Limbaugh)

43. Monte Carlo Simulation

44. Calligraphy (yes, you are talking to the 1996 national champ, baby)

45. HP 12c

46. People that use cool words incorrectly (never underestimate their entertainment value)

47. Building things

48. Mountain Dew

49. The West Wing

50. Getting people bent out of shape over silly things I don’t actually care about.


I’m quite sure that’s the longest list of things I like that I’ve ever compiled. Count yourselves lucky.

  10 comments for “Things I Like

  1. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete I’d pretty much only want to be on Trading Spaces if I could choose Laurie or Vern.

  2. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: christine No, I think it’s a toss-up between when Hildi put fake silk flowers all over those poor people’s bathroom, or when Doug made those people’s livingroom into a barn. Ouch!

  3. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Andria No… the best one was when she put straw on the lesbians’ walls instead of paint. Awesome.

  4. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete I personally liked the cardboard episode much better than the life-saver-hildi-modern-art-portrait thing.

  5. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Andria Yeah, I get all brainwashed when I watch that show, too. I sit there and think, “Wow! Woudn’t my tiny apartment in the ghetto look fantastic with red paint, a ginormous wall unit and a giant mural of Hildy The Big Ego on the wall?”. I may have revealed what a Trading Spaces dork I am… but I love that damn show.

  6. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Trading Spaces is a sickness. I can’t take my eyes off it. I’m like “Dang, I could do that in my living room… if I had 1,000 dollars and, um… a professional designer, carpenter, and several dozen staffers to help me.”

  7. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Andria Incredipete, I think you’re the first guy ever to admit to liking Trading Spaces. I like Angelina and her… “big shoulders”, too. But I also like guys with… “big…hips.”

  8. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT So am I to assume that, this list was in no particular order, or should we infer that you like Angelina Jolie approximately 10 times more than you like Mountain Dew.

  9. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete SECOND!

  10. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: syn_ack89 Obligatory…FIRST!

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