The Ugly Faces of Gun Control

Sometimes guilt by association is the best way to sum up a group.

Some might call that stereotyping or profiling, and to that I say, eat my shorts.

Let’s think about some of the people who are rabidly anti-gun:

Rosie O’Donnell – Right off the bat, we can deduce that people who are anti-gun are ugly lesbians with delusions of grandeur. Pretty much anything Rosie says, I believe the opposite. Sometimes I switch sides of an argument just to avoid agreeing with her. She’s nasty.

Alec Baldwin – Yes, right on his own fan site, he proudly proclaims he is actively anti-gun. Now we know he’s also actively abusing his child psychologically. Not a huge surprise.

Ted Kennedy – Ok, so he’s anti-gun… but that’s only because when he wants to kill someone, it’s not in self defense, it’s a date, and that’s why God invented cars and rivers. Senators from Massechussets are required by law to be bumbling idiots.

Hillary Clinton – Enough said.

Bill Clinton – Author of the assault weapons ban, which didn’t actually ban anything useful, instead banning things like high capacity magazines and guns that “look scary” because they have heat shields on the muzzle. Ok, if I can’t have a 16 round capacity mag, I can just buy two tens, and then I have 20. What the hell difference does it make?! Guns that are actually dangerous, like the Tec-9… were already against the law.

John Marx Kerry – I see a theme emerging… one of Democrat leaders… which is funny since in all of the polls, only about 30% of the country thinks gun control laws will even do ANYTHING. So much for representing your constituents.

Now that congress is held by the Dems, they are talking about re-instituting that Clinton assault weapons ban. Which means I plan to stock up on high-capacity magazines now! Reloading is a pain, especially when you’re trying to kill a psychotic nut that’s killing your fellow students.

  3 comments for “The Ugly Faces of Gun Control

  1. April 23, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    Speaking of Rosie…
    where can we find a transcript of her attacking Tom Selleck (sp?) on her show…

  2. Ricky
    April 23, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    transcript of the Tom Selleck thing On Rosie

  3. April 23, 2007 at 7:12 pm

    “because when he wants to kill someone, it’s not in self defense, it’s a date”

    That’s what she said

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