The Patriots Get Their World Rocked

I would be remiss if I didn’t take this opportunity to say something to Andy…

ANDY!!! What happened to your mighty Patriots yesterday? Brady seemed a tad… um… girlish in his interview. And by “girlish,” I mean “whiny bee-otch.” The Chiefs rock my world. They kicked the mighty Patriots.

The funniest part of the game didn’t occur on the field. Nay, not even in the stands.

I was in the bathroom, waiting in a massive line to stand at the trough. A guy from Boston was in there, and he finally said “Isn’t anyone gonna shove me or cuss me out?!”

Everyone was just like… “uh… no dude… why would we do that?”

Boston guy smiles from ear to ear, and proclaims loudly “That’s it. I’m going home tomorrow, packing up all of my crap, and fricking moving here. You people are fricking nice!”

We then attempted to explain that our attitudes wouldn’t be as cheerful if we happened to be losing. He said “No way, guys. I’ve been in KC for a week, and you people are fricking nice. I’m not kidding, I’m moving here tomorrow.”

That’s what people from the east coast usually say when they visit the midwest. If you don’t believe me, just ask Jenna.


  16 comments for “The Patriots Get Their World Rocked

  1. HRT
    November 28, 2005 at 12:02 pm

    KCC vs. Boston, yeah just about polar opposites on the ole niceness meter. Course if the guy had been from Philly, chances are that he would’ve had an aneurism from the overdose in niceness.

    Sorry Jenna, lets face it, Philly fans are known for a lot of things, being nice is not one of them. Didn’t y’all boo Santa Clause one year?

  2. November 28, 2005 at 12:20 pm

    KC beat the Pats, the Chargers beat the ‘skins. Life is good.

  3. November 28, 2005 at 12:22 pm

    Ick. I hate the Chargers. Fricking Marty Schottenheimer.

  4. HRT
    November 28, 2005 at 1:21 pm

    I have no animosity toward either the Eagles or the Chiefs. HOWEVER the only thing good that came out of this past football weekend was that the damn Cowboys lost on Thanksgiving Day and the Giants lost in OT over the weekend. I’m trying to forget about this season for the Skins, its been entirely too depressing. Still it seems like no one really WANTS to win the NFC east, everyone has had a shot to run away with it but they just keep giving up games left & right.

  5. November 28, 2005 at 1:21 pm

    Phew, for a moment there I was afraid this was going to be a sports entry. But, for the record, the one time I visited Boston on a 4th of July weekend, I was treated VERY nicely by everyone I met. Go figger.

  6. November 28, 2005 at 2:46 pm

    Y’all may be nice out there but that’s only becasue there’s nothing better to do. Have the guy go try to find a decent loaf of bread before he moves. I should have done that before I came here

  7. November 28, 2005 at 2:57 pm

    What a bunch of two faced hipocrite liars! When it is the Raiders you Chef fans are THE WORST WINNERS ON THE PLANET!! I even saw a bunch of you girls in red get arrested for picking a fight with the wrong fan. Not only did they get an ass whipping, but then there were enough witnesses to have them arrested.

    I’m still not buying it. I think the guy was totally assulted in the shitter and then had his head flushed.

    How come you got your asses schllacked by Buffalo?

  8. November 28, 2005 at 3:40 pm

    God Bless LaDanian Tomlinson! Damn, NGD, I didn’t realize you were such a food snob…;)

  9. November 28, 2005 at 4:18 pm

    I refuse to listen to a KANSAS resident who chooses to cheer for our sworn enemy.

  10. Rik
    November 28, 2005 at 6:31 pm

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I’m only laughing because i have no football in LA. *sniffle*

  11. November 28, 2005 at 6:49 pm

    Are you saying you would actually CHEER Santa Claus???

    What a sissy.


  12. November 28, 2005 at 6:51 pm

    Danjerus Dahling… that’s because you big bodacious tatas and a nice smile.

  13. December 2, 2005 at 10:28 am

    Kansas City, the home, of the…..CHIEFS!

    Nice to see Dante finally get a TD through the air. 5 games left – gotta win 4.

    Hey Nightmare – scoreboard!

  14. December 2, 2005 at 9:59 pm

    Not much makes me happier than watching a Bellichick team lose since he bailed on the Jets.

    You Midwest people are creepy with your friendliness. It’s just not normal.

  15. December 3, 2005 at 7:12 am

    Hey, now! I’m from the east coast and Husband is from MO, and we DO NOT live there. Partially because the Army makes us live in Georgia, but whatever. The point is, you are not completely right. So, HA!

  16. December 3, 2005 at 9:26 am

    If someone that had tanks and bombs told me I had to live on the East Coast, I’d do it, too.

    Besides, Georgia may be on the East Coast, but it’s also the deep South… you’re in a special category.

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