I would be remiss if I didn’t take this opportunity to say something to Andy…
ANDY!!! What happened to your mighty Patriots yesterday? Brady seemed a tad… um… girlish in his interview. And by “girlish,” I mean “whiny bee-otch.” The Chiefs rock my world. They kicked the mighty Patriots.
The funniest part of the game didn’t occur on the field. Nay, not even in the stands.
I was in the bathroom, waiting in a massive line to stand at the trough. A guy from Boston was in there, and he finally said “Isn’t anyone gonna shove me or cuss me out?!”
Everyone was just like… “uh… no dude… why would we do that?”
Boston guy smiles from ear to ear, and proclaims loudly “That’s it. I’m going home tomorrow, packing up all of my crap, and fricking moving here. You people are fricking nice!”
We then attempted to explain that our attitudes wouldn’t be as cheerful if we happened to be losing. He said “No way, guys. I’ve been in KC for a week, and you people are fricking nice. I’m not kidding, I’m moving here tomorrow.”
That’s what people from the east coast usually say when they visit the midwest. If you don’t believe me, just ask Jenna.