The Couple’s Party

I feel like I’ve taken personality suppressing drugs this morning.

As far as I know, I didn’t actually take anything. For some reason, I’m having difficulty feeling any emotion whatsoever. I thought maybe I was in a bad mood, but then I realized I had no discernable mood at all.

Maybe it was all the hot action over the weekend. After all, I did go to a “couple’s party.”

Sadly, I was a “substitute boyfriend,” not the real thing. Leigh Ann’s real boyfriend had a gig on Saturday night, and her friend’s party was that night. I know her friend, and I’m doing the photography for her friend’s wedding, so I got to fill in. I knew 3 people at the party… Leigh Ann, and the couple getting married. Fortunately for me, that’s all anyone knew… the person they arrived with, and the couple.

I considered using the opportunity to pick up chicks, since in my experience women will only go out with someone who’s already with somebody. I asked Leigh Ann to be my wingman… Of course, then I realized it was a “couple’s party” so everyone there was accompanied by a hulking (big and dumb) significant other.

So I didn’t actually try to pick anyone up… I just watched all the pretty, “talented” girls walk by with their low-cut tops. That was pretty much just as good as picking someone up, and much less work. Besides, I was already there with the hottest girl in the place…

And you all thought I was holding out on you… HA. I should be so lucky.

  6 comments for “The Couple’s Party

  1. Andy
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Yea, my wife and I used to get invited to those “Couple Parties” too. We never really got into it, nor understood that lifestyle. Partner swapping just isn’t for us. So, are you a top or bottom?

  2. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Since I can’t comment on my job on my blog, I’ll say it here. I think my boss was slightly stoned today.

    Either that or the psychotropic medication really needs to be dialed WAYYYY back.

    I’m not saying, I’m just saying.

    Touche’ on the blah feeling. Mine is 137% due to my job. Work has been stressful, boring and mildly annoying lately. But I owe, I owe, so it’s off to work I go…

    (so it’s an oldie, sue me)

  3. Anisettekiss
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Maybe you had yourself a moment of contentness. You know, instead of the pressence of an emotion, being contnt is the lack of one. …Did that make sense out loud? It sounds really good in my head. HAPPY MONDAY. xoxoxoxo

  4. DanjerusKurves
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    I think the “blahs and blues” must be going around because I sure as heck have a case of them!

  5. Nightmare
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Go out and kill something it makes the sky bluer, the air crisper and the fridge fuller!

    But I also like the idea of a party full of hands off no touchy gils in low cut tops. Because My Bouby would shoot me otherwise.

    Good luck next time picking up girls though.

  6. warcrygirl
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AHA! So that’s where all my blues and blahs went! Sorry about that Incredipete, but I’m feeling absolutely wonderful right now. Be sure to pass them on to someone else soon, okay?

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