Terrell “Idiot Boy” Owens

So can I just say for the record:

It’s about time Andy Reid grew a pair and stood up to Terrell Owens. T.O. is an idiot. A rich, spoiled, childish idiot. It was widely known BEFORE the Eagles picked him up for the 2004 season. Apparently they thought it would be worth it to hire an ass, because he’s a good player.

I’m pretty sure I covered this kind of story once before. In fact, here’s the link. I was talking about Randy Moss, who is the Raider’s equivilent to T.O. Last year, he was the ass of the league, and the Vikings could barely hold their team together. This year, the Raiders get to figure out how to control him, and he’s still an ass. The only upside is that Moss is a perfect fit for the ugly, penalty-ridden team. Heck, they have Warren “Idiot Boy” Sapp, too!

T.O. has been eating away at the foundation of the Eagles for the past season and a half. I think that if he has stayed injured, they would have won the Super Bowl. Yup. That’s right. That’s what I think. It’s no disrespect to the Patriots… The Eagles had assembled “the team.” But all of the conflict screwed up the team chemistry.

Donovan McNabb and Andy Reid won’t lay the blame at Owen’s feet, but I certainly don’t mind saying it.

Now, here’s what needs to happen. Andy needs to stick to his guns, keep Owens suspended for the season, and at the end of the season, they need to fire his butt. I have no doubt that some other team will pick him up, and I also have no doubt that that team’s chemistry will erode faster than a California mudslide.

I just hope it’s the Raiders that pick him up.


Now, on a happier note, how many of you saw the Chiefs game Sunday? Did you like that last play?

  14 comments for “Terrell “Idiot Boy” Owens

  1. November 8, 2005 at 2:02 pm

    Larry Johnson smokes cock

  2. Rik
    November 8, 2005 at 3:58 pm

    Raiders suck. My favorite team changes every week. Whoever is playing the Raider is my favorite team.

  3. HRT
    November 8, 2005 at 5:19 pm

    I have to hand it to cagey old Dicky V, it really took some cahones to go for the win, that my friends is hardcore.

    Its a shame that such a class act like Donovan McNabb got stuck with quite possibly the classlessiest (yeah I just made up a word) sucktastic blowhard of ’em all. Worst receiver since Michael “hey look at me I’m Michael Irvin” Irvin.

  4. Kam
    November 8, 2005 at 9:08 pm

    Whoo Hoo! Go Chefs!

  5. November 9, 2005 at 10:03 am

    TO is an ass and I’ll lose all respect for Andy Reid and the Eagles if they cave in to him. The ONLY reason he issued any sort of apology was because he is losing money as he is suspended. If anyone watching that press conference thought he was at all sincere, their head smells like shit because it has certianly been up their ass.

    Nice job on the game last week. Almost as good as my Jets. Oh wait. The Jets lost and Wayne Chrebet’s career was ended. So, yeah, the Chiefs were slightly better.

  6. November 9, 2005 at 12:11 pm

    Dude, I just read my morning paper to see that Kansas actually devolved…6-4. You and I probably don’t agree on a great many political issues, but is Kansas really that full of intelligent design asshattery?

  7. November 9, 2005 at 12:31 pm

    I think more importantly that education, which Constitutionally is a state issue, was left in the hands of the state, as it should be.

    And no, intelligent design angers the evolution proponents because of it’s lack of scientific proof, it angers the christians, because it is contrary to the Biblical account… so it’s a lose-lose proposition.

    Now personally, I don’t think that the scientific proof such as the fossil record contradict the Biblical account… but hey, that’s a debate for another day.

  8. November 9, 2005 at 12:47 pm

    Just wondering. I can’t imagine the forces at work down there…around here, fundamentalists are the lunatic fringe and treated as such. Personally, I’ll stick with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

  9. November 9, 2005 at 1:07 pm

    We keep trying to send our liberals up your way, but they seem to be intent upon staying here and bitching non-stop.

  10. November 9, 2005 at 2:13 pm

    Well, the last time there was a mass exodus of idealists and intellectuals to Canada, we gained a good chunk of our best University professors. So keep ’em coming.

  11. Your Incredibly Adorable Little Sister
    November 9, 2005 at 4:33 pm

    as to the evolution debate and vote, mostly it was saying that critiques (such as things that have been disproved about evolution) must be included in textbooks. School districts decide if they should include ID.
    61% of Kansans (and the number is about the same as in the rest of the country) believe in strict Biblical creation (not merely Intelligent Design). Other states, such as PA, are having similar debates. we’re just mentioned because we’re considered to be a bunch of backwards hicks.
    Oh, and I plan on studying biology in college. That’ll be fun, as I believe in creation….

  12. November 10, 2005 at 3:00 pm

    Man there is a lot of Raider hating going on here. I’m sure you’re not one of those poor winners I ran into after the gamne on Sunday. But seriously why the Warren bashing? He has done no asshattery, and for that matter he really hasn’t played much good football either. But that is not the point. I don’t see how you can compare Moss to T.O. Moss is a perfect gentleman compared to T.O, fuck Moss even throws a downfield block unlike that cock sniffing cum junky T.O. But I don’t care that we have differnewt likes in football at least I don’t live in the state currently replacing Arkansas as the laughing stock of the Union.

  13. November 11, 2005 at 9:58 am

    what!!! Incredipete you censoring me again?

  14. November 11, 2005 at 10:25 am

    See nightmare, you and I have the same problem… we can’t seem to post comments on each other’s sites…

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