Stalker Songs

“Walk away if you want to
it’s ok, if you need to
you can run, but you can never hide
From the shadow that’s creeping up beside you…
…(Whatever you do)
I’ll be two steps behind you”

So, apparently people don’t mind you stalking them as long as they sing while they do it. Or maybe they don’t mind be stalked my insanely rich rock stars. What I do know, is that if I started actually doing what they sing about in this song… I’d be served with restraining orders faster than you can say “Def Leppard.”

“If I was invisible
I would just watch you in your room”

Um… I don’t even know who sings this song, but hello… stalker. How does a song with such creepy lyrics get to be popular? It’s not even a good tune.

What ever happened to lyrics like:

“You just stood there screaming
fearing no one was listening to you
they say the empty can rattles the most
the sound of your voice must soothe you
hearing only what you want to hear
and knowing only what you’ve heard
you you’re smothered in tragedy
you’re out to save the world

you insist that the weight of the world
should be on your shoulders
there’s much more to life than what you see
my friend of misery

you still stood there screaming
no one caring about these words you tell
my friend before your voice is gone
one man’s fun is another’s hell
these times are sent to try men’s souls
but something’s wrong with all you see
you you’ll take it on all yourself
remember, misery loves company

you insist that the weight of the world
should be on your shoulders
there’s much more to life than what you see
my friend of misery
you just stood there creaming
my friend of misery”

Thanks, and 50$ to Lars so he won’t sue me. (Just kidding, Lars) Metallica knows how to write some good old fashioned hateful lyrics, where there’s no evidence of stalker-like behavior. These other feygs could learn a lot from listening to the kings of rock.

  12 comments for “Stalker Songs

  1. May 4, 2005 at 11:21 am

    I agree, Incredipete. Although, they shouldn’t listen to any of Metallica’s new music, because it sucks donkey balls. And don’t act like you didn’t know Clay Aiken sang the invisible song… you love it. 😉

  2. May 4, 2005 at 11:43 am

    Clay Aiken? New Metallica? What the hell kind of crap do you listen to up there in Kansas???

    Stop watching MTV, it’ll rot your brain.

    Got get yourself some nice Velvet Revolver or Stone Temple Pilots.

  3. May 4, 2005 at 11:45 am

    a “cut and Paste” entry? Incredipete I expect more from you, you crazy right wing nut.

  4. May 4, 2005 at 1:37 pm

    I’d for one would like to Incredipete to share some of his poetry.

  5. May 4, 2005 at 2:45 pm

    Maybe we could all get together for a coffee clutch or something, we could wear matching pink shirts like the “Red hat Ladies”

  6. May 4, 2005 at 3:05 pm

    Sorry, I don’t ‘clutch’ coffee and I’m certainly not sitting through any more blog poetry…

  7. May 4, 2005 at 3:05 pm

    Roses are red
    Teenagers Stink
    Andy likes colors
    Especially Pink

  8. May 4, 2005 at 3:35 pm

    Not enough Angst Incredipete. You need more Angst…

    Roses are red, like the dying love of youth
    Gnawing at our souls

    Like rain agianst the lovers window

    Incredipete’s a fag.

  9. May 4, 2005 at 3:38 pm

    Great idea … stalk Incredipete and/or Andy and/or reverse-stalk Wombat … write a rock song … get rich. Alright, who’s first?

  10. May 4, 2005 at 3:56 pm

    I just can’t work up the angst. Perhaps I need a teenager to help me out with my lyrics…

  11. May 4, 2005 at 4:51 pm

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue;
    You said you loved me then you left me for HER! THAT WHORE! I HOPE YOU BOTH ROT IN HELL AND DIE!!!!!!!

    How’s that for angst? And yes, I’m channeling Sam Kinison.

  12. May 4, 2005 at 4:59 pm

    Here’s one from Hubby:

    Roses are red, violets are blue;
    She wouldn’t and now we’re through.

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