Self Promotion and Stuff

So, in fine greedy Republican form (ironic since I’m not registered Republican), I’m going to pimp my newest venture here on my site.

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Now I’m going to bash a company by name. Quicken Loans.

Disclaimer: The opinions about to be expressed are those of an angry individual who was clearly screwed by the Quicken and not necessarily the views of Quicken or its affiliates.

Let me vaguely set the stage, without divulging too much personal financial information. I have debt. (who doesn’t). In 11 months, I’m receiving a check for which I worked for nearly 10 years, and has finally… for lack of a better term… “matured.” The check I’ll be receiving is about 4 times the amount of my total debt, so needless to say, in 11 months I’ll be paying everything off.

In the meantime, it’s been tight around the edges. It’s not as if I’m missing any payments to anyone, but I’m having to eat less steak than I would like. That makes me unhappy, especially given the temporary nature of the situation.

So, about 2 months ago, I approached Quicken Loans about getting a home equity loan to roll the debt into, which would have freed up a lot of cash over the next 11 months. During the initial call, the representative asked me how much my home was worth. The number was right at the tip of my tongue, because I’d just received a comparative appraisal in the mail. She pulled up my address, and proceeded to inform me that my home was actually worth 30k more than I had just told her, and that they could “definitely get me approved.”

I went through COUNTLESS hoops, providing all sorts of documents, information, etc… typical of any home loan one might get. I also paid the 500$ in fees associated with the loan.

My home was given a full appraisal, including a walk-through. The value of them home? EXACTLY the amount I had TOLD her during the first phone call. “Sorry, we can’t give you a loan…”

WHAT? I Fricking TOLD YOU how much the FRICKING HOUSE was worth! I only need a loan for the amount that my equity ACTUALLY COVERS. I don’t need an extra 10k.

“Sorry, sir. The loan program you applied for does not allow you to go below 10k MORE than what you need.”

WHAT? So you knew how much my house was worth, knew how much I needed, and then put me in for a loan that was for 10k more than I needed, and then denied me because my home wasn’t worth 30k more than I told you it was? Have I heard you correctly?

“Yes, sir. I’m very sorry we can’t help you.”

VERY SORRY? You know, I came to you because cash was tight, and you SCAMMED me out of 500$. I don’t really see how this helped anyone but YOUR sleazy company!

So, there is my story of Quicken Loans. If you ever have an opportunity to work with them, I suggest you go talk to US Bank instead, because US Bank is actually a reputable bank who will not scam you out of fees and then tell you to take a hike.

I’m in the process of “working up the line” with the Quicken folks. I expect to get my 500$ back right around the time the sun burns out and falls into the ocean.

And on to a bit of a personal update. I’m no longer sick. I had several tests done at the doctor last week, and so far, they’ve all come back normal. Good news, since it means I don’t have anything scary like cancer, ulcerative colitis, or Krohn’s. Bad news, since I have symptoms which have not yet been explained. I’ll spare you the details. Regardless, I’m relieved that it isn’t anything major or life-threatening.

Tonight I start school, as does Jenna. While she sits in her Furniture Antiquities class, I’ll be in my Forecasting Theory class. What fun. I bought my books on, which incidentally is a MUST-use site for any student. I got 400$ worth of books for 78$. God bless America.

Two weeks ago, I ran my car out of gas. Now, anytime I get down to around a quarter tank, my engine starts to sputter and die at stoplights. Anyone with advice on how to undo the damage I’ve done please feel free to leave a comment.

I’m in the middle of several big projects at work. One of them is relocating our business to another office park. That’s a fun one. Right now we’re working with the designers on the floor plan (which may include an abnormally large office for me…). Another project is going to involve spending the next couple of days in uncomfortable meetings, and another project is sending me to Texas on Wednesday and Thursday. Just in time to miss class the first week of school. Yay me.

The Chiefs look horrendous so far this preseason, and I’m starting to wonder if my suspicions about Herm Edwards were correct (that he’s a doofus). At least I’ll have good seats to watch them lose.

  9 comments for “Self Promotion and Stuff

  1. August 21, 2006 at 12:37 pm

    Well I don’t know how to fix your car but if it’ll make you feel any better you can kick an Arab in the shins.

  2. August 21, 2006 at 6:43 pm

    Ok firstly, anything with “Quicken” in the title sounds shady. You should have called/emailed me, Bouby is in real estate and she could have told you not to mess with those fucktards.
    Secondly- What kind of car? Is it fuel injected? how old is it? There are many questions before we can diagnos the problem.
    Thirdly- You have designers working on a NEW office space and you didn’t come to me and my extremely wonderful design company?!! WTF over? All these traumas and I can help with 2.5 out of the three of them.
    The fourth? Well as a Raiders fan I hope Herm is nuttier then squirrel shit, makes my life easier.

  3. Rik
    August 21, 2006 at 6:46 pm

    You’ve sucked goo from the bottom of your tank into your engine. You need to get that looked at soon cause it could cause damage to your cylinders later. When you tell the guy what happened, be sure to use the technical term: goo. Otherize, he won’t know what yer talkin’ bout.

  4. Incredipete
    August 21, 2006 at 7:00 pm

    Car is an 04 intrepid…

    I’m all ears on the design! Shoot me an email…

  5. August 21, 2006 at 8:33 pm

    “…….” *scribbling this on the back of my hand so I don’t ferget it like a proper student*

  6. Wen
    August 21, 2006 at 8:57 pm

    New fuel pump? That’s why my dad sat me down when I got a car that was fuel injected and said “PROMISE me you will never run out of gas in this car.”

    Okay, I’m gonna go and buy a domain. And there’s some cash involved if you can help me with the stuff I talked about in the email…

  7. August 22, 2006 at 11:57 am

    I’m just wondering how long it takes to get the site up at journalcafe. Just wondering, cause i know nothing about these things…

  8. August 22, 2006 at 2:34 pm

    Cool! Wen is getting new digs and I haven’t seen a comment from Mental in ages. You are the next miracle worker Incredipete!

  9. Incredipete
    August 22, 2006 at 4:36 pm

    Most Journal Cafe sites take 1-4 hours to set up, unless the information is incomplete, or I have my first night of class to attend… 😉

    You’re all set up, Mental!

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