Results are in…

Quick result from the poll:

83% of readers are female
71% of readers are married
0.03% of readers are non-white (hmmm)
16% of readers read every day
58% of readers read once a week

Readers apparently only hate that I don’t update enough

Readers love it when I get mad about something and rant, especially when it’s bitter & cynical and ticks people off

Readers offered many different favorite posts. here are some that got multiple votes:
Dew the Genocide”
Other Cultures Suck
What I’ve Learned About Blogging
The History of Fat
The Responsibility Illusion
The Dating Matrix – Part Deux
Fair is for Sissies

This isn’t just a cop-out. People requested that I post the results.

Anyhow, what I learned is that I need to write bitter, cynical, inflammatory posts geared towards white married women.


  11 comments for “Results are in…

  1. Dave
    July 28, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    I’ll read that for sure! 🙂

  2. HRT
    July 28, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    My damn! I’m in the minority here! I couldn’t be any more conspicuously atypical if I were:

    A coke can at a Pepsi convention.
    A virgin at a porn convention.
    A non-virgin at a Star Trek Convention.
    A Mexican at an astroturf convention.
    or a Conservative at a McCain rally.

    I’m holdin’ it down for the non-white/male/daily-readers. Hat Trick!

  3. July 28, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    Uh, excuse me, but there are some white UNmarried women here, bucko, so I expect some posts geared toward me, thankyouverymuch.

  4. July 28, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    So you’re thinking something with a little more nudity, Andria?

  5. July 28, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    The scary thing is, after some preliminary research, I’ve determined that the only thing married white women like (according to random Google searches) are:

    1. Black men
    2. Free shipping
    3. Bodice-ripping romance novels
    4. Opera
    5. Clothes that make them look skinny

    That is going to be an interesting post if I can figure out how to incorporate all of those.

  6. July 28, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    Duh, Incredipete. I always expect more nudity. Also, I’m not a married white woman, but I enjoy some of the things on that list up there. I enjoy black men, free shipping, and clothes that make me look skinny. (Though never at the same time. My life is SO BORING.)

  7. HRT
    July 29, 2008 at 7:24 am

    Hi Andria! (Said the black man offering free shipping to the white chick who looks good in skinny-making clothes)

  8. July 29, 2008 at 8:42 am

    “Skinny making clothes” is my dream. I keep yelling at my jeans to make me skinny, but they never listen.

  9. Meg
    July 29, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    You missed one on your list of what us white married women like. According to your results, they also like…


  10. syn_ack89
    July 30, 2008 at 11:13 am

    And I think us married women would like some nudity just as much as the unmarrieds…in fact, some would say the married women need the nudity MORE!

  11. Meg
    July 30, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    I’m in for more nudity too. I think we offically have enough votes for this go to to a full nudity site.

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