So I noticed on CNN.com this morning, they have a live “Vatican Smoke Cam.” Really. Does anyone see how incredibly moronic that is? For Incredipete’s sake… when they elect a new Pope, I’m sure it will make the evening news. Do we really have people sitting and staring all day… “man, I gotta stay at my computer. That smoke’s gonna turn white, I just know it.”
And on that subject, why is it that “white” smoke is good, and “black” smoke is bad? My sensibilities are offended by the blatant racism inherent in the Catholic church. Why can’t we have rainbow smoke, to recognize all of the diversity in the world? Oh yeah, I almost forgot that the gays hijacked the rainbow. Never mind. (I’m sure Andy has a rainbow sticker on his Celica)
I think it’s time to reclaim the rainbow. I can handle legalizing gay marriage, so long as we get to have the rainbow back. I remember a more innocent time, when the rainbow meant “My Little Pony” was coming on, thus it was time to leave the room. I had a naive friend, and she put a rainbow sticker on her car, because she likes rainbows. It didn’t turn out so great for her.
America isn’t like a rainbow. It’s more like a stew… with rotten carrots and potatoes in it, that you have to pick through carefully to find the good stuff, and regardless, you’re gonna get covered with slime, and even if you pick out all the rotten stuff, you’ll still get food poisoning from the broth.
I just want to be able to wear my pink shirt without being called a feyg. If I was a feyg, I’d wear a rainbow. Pink is not the symbol of gayness. Pink is the color of pretty flowers and other things that I like. So stop discriminating against me for my pink shirt before I whip out Title 7 on your punk tushy. It doesn’t matter that Title 7 doesn’t cover lifestyle things, like pink shirts and gayness. All I need is a liberal judge who will “interpret” the law to include my pink shirt.
If that entry didn’t pee in your Wheaties, you need to lay off the pot.