Randy “Idiot Boy” Moss

I’d like to take a moment and comment on Randy Moss.

If you could find a more childish, ignorant man on this earth, I’d be astonished. Not only does he make an ass of himself on a regular basis, he doesn’t even understand that he’s an ass. Most people know that they’re being one, even if they go ahead and do it. He’s so selfish and arrogant that he can’t even relate to what people are upset about.

Frankly, I think he likes the attention, but what I can’t understand is why he feels the need to act out in order to get it. He’s one of the most fantastic players in the league. He makes scoring a touchdown look easy.

So why, every time he makes it to the endzone, does he act like he’s never been there before?

Michael Jordan was arguably the best basketball player in history, and had more amazing moments than any athlete in any sport. He could dunk from the 3 point line, but he was also happy to pass the ball to his teammates. People focused on him, even though some of his teammates included Scottie Pippen, Dan Majerle, and Dennis Rodman. Jordan didn’t need to act like an a-hole to get people’s attention. He ended up being a positive role model for millions of kids.

Randy Moss, on the other hand, thinks he IS the team, and thinks he’s SMARTER than the coach, and thinks he’s ABOVE the rules. In his interview with Jimmy Johnson, he talked about having responsibilities to his children and family, yet he insists on setting a negative example about how to act when you’re good at something.

Randy’s mom obviously failed to whoop his butt, and I hold her partly responsible for his behavior. I wish for once that a coach or owner would stand up and say “Randy, you’re a great player, but if you don’t stop being an ass, I’m going to fire your butt.”

I hope that the NFL doles out the punishments faster than the FCC can fine NBC affiliates. Moss needs to be suspended for the rest of the postseason. If he can’t play without being a jerk, he can sit it out. Frankly, fining him 100k is not a big deal for him. Making him miss the postseason would be a real punishment. The only downside is that when the Vikings get knocked out, Moss could claim it was because he wasn’t playing. Jerk.

However, we know it doesn’t work that way in sports. Bobby Knight was allowed to fling chairs and scream for years. Shaq is allowed to be a complete jerk, and Kobe is allowed to get away with rape. All because they’re good at a sport.

Come on, coaches. Get your boys under control, or give them the boot.

  22 comments for “Randy “Idiot Boy” Moss

  1. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete It’s intended to get people to read the small print (my web address). I think it will work pretty well.

  2. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Kalisa I saw your Incredigear. Neat overall. You turd, the environment is NOT overated! I still like you though. PS- Conservatives suck 🙂

  3. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Kamasue Incredipete, the girls are soo adorable! Congrats on their success. And I don’t know who Randy Moss is, but I believe you. 🙂

  4. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Walker If I hadn’t said it before, congrats to the pups! And their Daddy!

  5. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: incredime not to be confused with Incredipete Ive lost your email can you send it to me again? Purty Please

  6. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete That’s exactly why I never bookmark anything. I just use the links conveniently located on the lefthand column of my site. Everything worth reading is either a button or is on the pulldown list. But thanks for sharing. You make me feel smart sometimes.

  7. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Moron Table of 1 So I was stopping past your site and all and I was like, well damn I can’t believe sir-Incredipete-a-lot hasn’t updated in going on 3 weeks. His last post was Dec. 27th (btw how are the resolutions going?) When finally it dawned on me, I had bookmarked your Dec. 27th post in my favorites. Therefore, when I would click on your blog, it’d take me straight to that day.

  8. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: thea Are you referring to me latest brain fallout/bitch session? Sorry about that. I have a tendancy to write about my current world… it is mine you know, and it hates me.

  9. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy You know what they say j/k. But I don’t care. I know you are sweet like that!

  10. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: warcrygirl Yeah, ol’ Jack can stay. But those no-talent prima donnas HAVE to go. It’s about damn time I found out where your diary was, Thea!

  11. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete what did “they” say about me?

  12. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy I thought you knew it. But never mind as you have already answered my question. Thanks for the renewal. You are the best. The greatest. The beastiest if you will. I like you. I don’t care what they say about you! 🙂

  13. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: thea As long as warcrygirl lets Jack Nicholson stay, I agree. We can all freak out & chase Randy & Shac with an ax. Ooo, and my ex. (Of which I noted in a meanmommy update.) Fucker.

  14. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredigiver And what would that email address be, Wendy?

  15. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Hey! E-mail me at work wouldja? Thanks.

  16. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: warcrygirl Oops! Forgot to tell you how lovely the girls looked and Congrats!!

  17. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Look, someone else agrees with me. Tice needs to spank his boy.

  18. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Anisettekiss WarCry! AND hip hop artists… Incredipeter!! WORD to your Mother! I cannot wait for my Green Men to pound them into submission. It’s a shame TO can’t be there to make Moss cry like a bitch! I’m SO fired up…

  19. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: warcrygirl Professional athletes and actors, honestly, if Armeggedon were tomorrow what useful purpose would they serve? Unless we wanted to drive them all to the nearest soylent green factory…

  20. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: JuddHole I’ve known me many a professional athlete, and there is a pervasive mentality among most of them that they just don’t have to play by the same rules as the rest of us.

  21. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Moss has insisted on being an ass for years. It’s not the mooning incident, it’s the combination of many times, and the most recent two being so close together…

  22. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: BigPimpinMBA Moss mooning the crowd was damn funny. Even funnier when you know that the Lambeau faithful moon the visiting team’s bus as they leave after a game. Everyone needs to lighten up about that. It’s not like he actually mooned anyone.

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