Quiz: Am I A Bitch?

I’ve discovered over the years that many people are unaware of the fact that they are an bitch. This quiz is for the female readers. With a few simple questions we will get to the bottom of things.

Are You A Bitch

1. Do you use sex to get what you want?

2. When someone holds a door for you, do you walk in without saying a word?

3. Have you ever been in a catfight?

4. Do you drive a Volkswagen Beetle?

5. Do you keep a fat friend around to make you look better, that you talk about behind her back?

6. Have you ever slapped a man because you knew he couldn’t hit you back?

7. Do you silently (or actively) judge other women on their appearance?

8. Do you secretly hate women who marry rich?

9. Do you judge other women for doing the exact same things you do (did)?

10. Do you post Bible verses and positive platitudes online while simultaneously cussing your husband/boyfriend?

11. Have you ever cheated on your husband/boyfriend?

12. Do you believe that most men are worthless and lazy?

13. Have you ever yelled at a complete stranger other than to defend your child?

14. Do you wear provocative clothing and then complain that men look at you?

15. Have you ever gotten mad and thrown a phone or laptop?

Scoring the quiz:

Count the number of “Yes” questions and then use the following table:

0-2 You’re just an average girl
3-6 You are very immature
7-10 You’re a bitch
11-15 You’re a raging psychotic bitch

  1 comment for “Quiz: Am I A Bitch?

  1. May 3, 2013 at 11:28 am

    I’m not an a-hole, but it seems I’m a bitch !

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