First of all, I would like to point out for the record, that I am not a racist. I’m what I prefer to call a “culturalist.” This means I don’t discriminate based on where you are from, or what color you are, but instead based on your culture itself.
There are many fields of academia dedicated to the study and preservation of other cultures. Did you know that it’s commonplace in many cultures to wash and bath in cow urine? Really.
People that defend these cultures say that diversity is what makes the world go round. I however contend that washing with cow urine is what keeps rampant disease and cholera epidemics around. But that makes me a bad person. Yes, I really do think that American culture is better than almost anywhere else on earth. The French don’t like to bathe… they think it’s normal, and that it preserves the pheromones. I disagree. Washing yourself is a good thing. I don’t want to smell your B.O. I’d prefer to smell some Dial soap and some cucumber-melon moisturizer.
The Brits like to eat sheep intestines. Does this mean that as human beings, they are less valuable than Americans? The answer of course is… YES! Ok, maybe not less valuable as humans, but I’m certainly not going to hire a chef from the UK.
In Africa, many tribes run around naked, kill each other, and eat bugs. Is it wrong for me to say that they have an inferior culture? The spread of AIDS is so rampant in Africa there’s almost no hope of stopping it. And don’t give me the normal sad story about other countries not being as educated.
Why are Americans more educated? Is it luck? I don’t think so. It’s a cultural decision that was made, and now it is deeply embedded in the American psyche. You can’t tell me it’s America’s problem that other countries have chosen not to benefit from the knowledge, science, and medicine that has been developed here.
I don’t think color or national origin has anything to do with it. If you want my respect, then be smart, have strong opinions, be able to defend them, and do something with your life besides just crying that “The Man” is keeping you down. A loser is a loser, regardless of color. There are white losers, black losers, yellow losers, red losers, American losers, Jewish losers, Italian losers, French losers (although that’s a bit redundant), British losers, African losers, Asian losers, Indian losers, and the list goes on.
It’s evident than color has nothing to do with it, because we have incredibly successful people from all countries and colors, and we have complete pathetic wastes of skin from every country and color.
I’d like to close with the famous words of my grandma (god bless her): “Don’t ever trust those WOPS… they’re all bigots!”
Ah yes… racism and irony all in the same sentence. It doesn’t get any funnier than that!