Alright, I’m a loser. Once again, I stayed home with my sick puppy, and failed to update. To all of you that complained, I apologize. I shall try to be better in the future.
Today I’d like to talk about a topic inspired by a story recently told to me by my friend Big C the Pimpin Funkmaster. He is getting married soon, and just had his bachelor party.
Bachelor party. (or bachelorette)
I don’t quite understand the concept. Now for one, I’ve never been to a strip club, probably for many of the same reasons I think bachelor parties are dumb.
One, why would I pay good money to get all worked up, just to go home by myself? That’s just stupid.
But here’s the thing I REALLY don’t get. Why would it be considered acceptable for someone to go out for a wild night of drinking and strippers? Is getting married a good excuse for such behavior? Isn’t that a bad sign?
If you want to have “one last night out partying with the guys” isn’t that a red flag that maybe you’re not ready to settle down and get married?
I don’t have that many guy friends, and the ones I do have are even less wild than I am, so I doubt very much there will be any bachelor parties in my future. And I’m ok with that.
If going out and being wild and crazy is still so important to you, then you have two options: One, don’t get married until your ready to settle down. Two, marry someone that doesn’t mind you going out and being an idiot.
From my perspective, those are your only two options.
I’m not saying “bachelor party = shouldn’t get married.” You can connect the dots yourself on this one.
I’m guessing that getting married will actually be the wildest thing I ever do, so maybe I’m not one to talk on this subject. But it’s my site and I’ll spout off whatever dumb opinions I want.
Thanks for listening.