My Recommendations

Here’s what I think we should do:

1. If someone wants to commit suicide, we should go ahead and kill them. After all, it’s what they want.

2. It’s not fair that we only have English and Spanish spoken at most businesses. What about everyone else? We should have a line at the bank for German, French, Swahili, click Language, Turkish, …….

3. If someone complains that they’d rather live in Canada, I think we should use tax money to help them move. What a perfect use for tax money… getting rid of the things in America that suck!

4. We should abolish the border patrol and allow anyone that feels like watering down the US economy to come on down, not to mention receive special help for their family, and translators at every business. However, I absolutely think we should not require them to pay taxes.

5. If someone doesn’t have “quality of life” we should send them to the gas chamber. We can build gas chambers that look like showers so they don’t get freaked out.

6. We should eliminate congress and the Constitution. Personally, I’d rather have judges decide what is wrong and what’s right than have someone who represents what I think.

7. Instead of having Affirmative Action, I think we should make it illegal to hire a white man under any circumstances, unless he is on welfare, in which case we should make him pick fruit.

8. I think we should take all guns away from law-abiding citizens, so that only criminals have weapons. In fact, I think we should only sell guns to people that can prove they have a criminal record.

9. I think that we should save all species that are on the verge of becoming extinct. We should do this even if it means shutting down all industry in the world.

10. Most of all, we should abolish the death penalty. In fact, I think we should abolish prison, too. Just because someone makes a bad decision doesn’t mean there should be any penalty. I’m sure he didn’t mean to do it.

Really. We should do this.

  14 comments for “My Recommendations

  1. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Incredipete, you need a vaca.. Chicago’s not far luvy… and I’m alot of fun.. teehee. PS – This is what that part of the alphabet would look like if Q & R didn’t exist.

  2. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Ladies, you’re doing it to me again…

  3. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    you don’t happen to use your tongue when you give back rubs do you? [hopeful look]

  4. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Of course! Prepare to become one with tranquility…

  5. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    If Incredipete doesn’t want the back rub, can I have it?

  6. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    LOL. You are wound WAY too tight. Need a back rub?? *smirk*

  7. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    I like the IncrediTenCommandments. Hear hear, Incredipete. I’m witcha all da way. I think we might need to add one, however, about how bastardizing the English language is mandatory.

  8. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    I agree. And as for number 11, I think we should only have a Republican party up for president cause they think they’re always right. About everything. And who wants someone running our country with an open mind anyways??

  9. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Incredipete, I think we should at least keep the constitution in IncrediAmerica, because without it, we’d have President Schwarzenegger. I just can’t have the terminator as my president. I still can’t believe he’s my governor. Sorry, Governator.

  10. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    While we’re at it, let’s ban all medical treatment for everyone. Let he who has the strongest immune system survive. Darwin would be so proud.

  11. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Do I smell a new rant now that she’s dead? please…

  12. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    HEIL PETE!!

    I’m behind you brother! lets mix it all up until the whole world is one giant beauracratic mixing pot, where crime pays, hard work is for the foolish and there is never any evoloution.

    I fear change.

    Lets burn some books, do some medical experiments, and commit mass genocide on everything that is not like us full functioning adults, with a clear head for living the RIGHT way!!

    POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!

    Or. Not, it just depends on what is on TV tonight. If there is a new ER, I can’t help the revoloution. MUST SEE TV!

  13. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Trust me, Canadians don’t want the trash of America. We have enough of our own.

    I’d like to pick fruit for a living. At least I’d be outside and not stuck in an office “looking” busy.

  14. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    I am scared of IncrediAmerica. Save the Pandas!

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