Go VOTE for me!
I guess I’ve probably milked as many comments out of that super-long previous entry. Time to update.
Ok, as you might guess, I don’t really have anything on my mind at all except for Philly, and the contents therein. However, I must press on, as you all are paying customers and demand to be fed fresh material on a regular basis.
Oh wait. You all don’t pay. Never mind then.
Honestly, let’s talk about Michael Jackson getting off. And I mean that in the legal sense. Well, actually it’s true however you take it. Whatever. I’m fricking tired and I don’t have time to explain.
What an amazing country we live in, first of all, where anyone can grow up to be a rich pedophile with no nose. Imagine a world in which you couldn’t be so filthy rich that you couldn’t wake up one day and say “You know what, I’m sick and tired of this damned nose… cut it off, doc.” Perhaps Michael thinks that little boys prefer men without noses. We won’t even get started about his chin.
It’s been a rough life for old Michael… child star, undoubtedly molested by numerous people, insanely talented and wealthy, totally nuts. Michael was the only Jackson that made something of himself, relatively speaking. Janet’s only claim to fame after decades in the music industry is her 2 second nip slip-up. Latoya is even worse, and then there are the others, who I cannot personally name except I think there’s one with an Italian name…. Tino? Tito? Whatever. The point being, none of them did anything with their lives.
Michael peaked in the early 80’s, and started the slippery slope towards insanely wealthy has-been. He comforted himself in the fact that he could spend his time luring boys back to his bedroom. However, due to his incessant facial feature removal process, boys were afraid of him. He needed something to get their attention.
Of course… an amusement park. That’ll get the boys running to the bedroom.
Thank god we live in a society where rich insane guys can molest without having to go to jail. Emphasis on rich, of course.
If I were rich, I’d probably spend my money building the most awesome website in the world, and I’d mass mail every email address in the world telling them about the awesomitude (thanks Dusty) that is my site. And world peace would be a natural side effect.
The crazy featureless guys always have the most money. What a waste.