Love is like “Clue.” You spend all your time trying to prove what you already suspect… that your girlfriend was in the library with Colonnel Mustard and the candlestick.
Love is like “Monopoly.” Just when you think you’ve got your s$#@ together, your girl insists you take her to park place, where you spend all your money, go broke, and go directly to jail without passing go.
Love is like “Pictionary.” No matter what you draw, your girlfriend will think it’s a picture of another woman.
Love is like “Chutes and Ladders.” Just when you get to the top of the ladder, her ‘visitor’ arrives and everything takes the greased chute to hell.
Love is like “Life.” If you make the mistake of getting married, you’re going to need to buy a bigger car, or risk having to stack the kids like cordwood.
Love is like “Sorry.” This needs no explanation.
Love is like “Trivial Pursuit.” It’s not the little stuff that matters, but after it adds up for a while, it’s all that matters.
Love is like “Chess.” She’s the queen. You’re a pawn.
Love is like “Scrabble.” If you use the right words at the right time, you get the triple double bonus.
Love is like “Twister.” If you don’t get your hands and feet in the right places, somebody’s going to get hurt.
Love is like “Chinese Checkers.” Everybody pretends to know how to play, but noboday actually does, because as it turns out, there are no rules and no objective.
Love is like a “Rubik’s Cube.” Once you mess it up, you’re going to need a savant to fix it. Your only hope is to peel the stickers off and use them to cover up the problems.
I hope that you’ll add your own cynical “love is like” games in the comments section. Thanks for playing.