Love is a Game

Love is like “Clue.” You spend all your time trying to prove what you already suspect… that your girlfriend was in the library with Colonnel Mustard and the candlestick.

Love is like “Monopoly.” Just when you think you’ve got your s$#@ together, your girl insists you take her to park place, where you spend all your money, go broke, and go directly to jail without passing go.

Love is like “Pictionary.” No matter what you draw, your girlfriend will think it’s a picture of another woman.

Love is like “Chutes and Ladders.” Just when you get to the top of the ladder, her ‘visitor’ arrives and everything takes the greased chute to hell.

Love is like “Life.” If you make the mistake of getting married, you’re going to need to buy a bigger car, or risk having to stack the kids like cordwood.

Love is like “Sorry.” This needs no explanation.

Love is like “Trivial Pursuit.” It’s not the little stuff that matters, but after it adds up for a while, it’s all that matters.

Love is like “Chess.” She’s the queen. You’re a pawn.

Love is like “Scrabble.” If you use the right words at the right time, you get the triple double bonus.

Love is like “Twister.” If you don’t get your hands and feet in the right places, somebody’s going to get hurt.

Love is like “Chinese Checkers.” Everybody pretends to know how to play, but noboday actually does, because as it turns out, there are no rules and no objective.

Love is like a “Rubik’s Cube.” Once you mess it up, you’re going to need a savant to fix it. Your only hope is to peel the stickers off and use them to cover up the problems.

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I hope that you’ll add your own cynical “love is like” games in the comments section. Thanks for playing.

  16 comments for “Love is a Game

  1. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Anisettekiss Awwww. Loopy, that was beautiful…

  2. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: warcrygirl Looks like most all the board games I’m familiar with have been taken so here’s my contribution:

  3. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Anisettekiss Love is like “hop-scotch”, jumping up and down makes boobs bounce a lot.

  4. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wombatcity Love is like “Risk” YOu plan like hell to conquer the world, but you should never get involved in a land war in Asia.

  5. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: syn_ack89 One of your funniest entries ever!!! Well done.

  6. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Andy I think maybe you’ve been playing solitaire too much and all your cards ar stuck togethor.

  7. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Love is like Solitaire. Most of the time, you’ll be sitting there alone, and no matter how many times you flip through your cards, you’ll never get the one you need.

  8. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: thea Ahh, love.

  9. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: thea I believe love is like a horse back ride through an open field… then you realize there’s .. wait yes, train tracks along that faroff fence line.. What?? A train? Speeding out of control and derailing! Sending your horse a thousand miles an hour while you dangle behind with one foot in the stirrup waiting for it to calm down… he stops, you lick your wounds & get back on.

  10. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Plop Phizz

  11. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Ah yes, BPMBA, it was original creative writing. Thanks!

  12. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: BigPimpinMBA Did you write that or was that one of those things that gets forwarded around to everybody’s e-mails? All kidding aside, I am impressed if you wrote that. It was pretty funny and quite witty. Well done, Mr. Incredipete.

  13. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Dingleberry Love is like lawn darts. Your sitting around enjoying your life and then one day some evil bitch launches a projectile through the air and hits you square in the skull, solitting your head wide open. While your laying on the ground in agony and your brain oozes from the gapping hole in your head, she comes over to you with her attorney, sues you for breaking her lawn dart, takes all your money, and as she leaves she kicks you in the nutbag. You spend the rest of your life as a vegitable slurping stewed peas through a straw.

  14. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: GoingLoopy Love is like “Go Fish.” You don’t really expect the other person to have what you need, but sometimes you get lucky.

  15. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: wyosagekat Love is like golf: Always shooting for a hole in one.

  16. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Andy Love is like billards: Grab your stick, call your shot and hope you hit the right hole.

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