Look What The Pups Did For Daddy

And why do you suppose the dogs are cowering in the corner behind the furniture?

What could it be that made Incredipete scream and throw things at his beloved pups?

After two hours of sweeping, scrubbing, pounding my head on the wall, making calls to see what it would cost to fix, I finally decided to post these.

That used to be brand new linoleum in my kitchen. Now, it’s garbage.

Those dogs are sleeping on the couch tonight, assuming I don’t test out my new Beretta on them.

Sorry I don’t have more to say. I’m still to mad to talk about it.

  25 comments for “Look What The Pups Did For Daddy

  1. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: nc77girl Just a question–is that an air vent in the middle of the mess? Could something have been in the vent that they were trying to get to–like an animal?

  2. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: GoingLoopy I’m thinking some nice astroturf nailed to the linoleum would cover it nicely. You could hang up some nice football paraphernalia, and call it part of the theme. I don’t think you neglect them, either…if they were neglected, the kitchen would have been reduced to a tornado-path-like pile of rubble. They just were reminding you that you hadn’t paid attention to them in like, 34 seconds.

  3. Kat
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Kat I have a pet fish in a fishbowl on my desk at work. He can go 4 days without eating. He never gives me any trouble. Maybe you should put your dogs in a fishbowl too. 🙂

  4. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Will do.

  5. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Andy Hey I just saw the banner about the Patriots spanking the chiefs. Way to go thier Mr Incredipete. Of course, I was expecting to see it blinking in Red, white and Blue, . Also, a pats logo would be good. The font should be bigger. Perhaps to a Flash thingy showing the chiefs crying, a link the Pats home page is needed… and just more words about how bad the chiefs suck and how great the Pats are. You know…simple stuff.

  6. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Andy Hmmmm. Incredipete, maybe time to get that gerbil you always wanted so much.

  7. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete When I sleep, they’re right there sleeping next to me. So I consider that time spent with them.

  8. YMM
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: YMM For pity’s sake! What in the heck were they doing? I’ll help you out.

  9. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: odaresilv 15 hrs…so you never sleep? That’s assuming you work only 8 hrs and 1 hr driving to and from work. Previous posts you’ve talked about not being home much with the pups lately. Do you not think that’s part of it? Just because a dog has access to a yard 24/7 doesn’t mean they use it. I only say this because I’ve had a dog who chewed a huge hole in the wall. He was even in a crate at the time. I was very pissed at first but after awhile I realized it was my fault. I wasn’t giving him what he needed. Also, sometimes you can be giving them too many toys. Try switching them out every once in awhile so they don’t get old. Again JMHO not trying to start anything or say you are a bad dad. It’s not an exact science. Please don’t be mad! 🙂

  10. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: your incredibly adorable little sister poor Incredipetey.

  11. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Walker OMG! I can’t believe they did that! How, did they do that? I mean, how do you just eat a floor? I can understand carpet, but, tile?

  12. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Kamasue OMG! Incredipete! Little shits! I feel your pain. Last Wednesday, Chota (my special needs dog) got into the trash and spread it all over the house. Then she crapped it out all over my bedroom floor. I awoke to squish between my toes. The only thing that has EVER worked, in 4 years, is a cage.

  13. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete And for the record, they have never chewed ANYTHING when I was there. I yelled and threw towels at them, but I’ve never been mean to them in any way. They need to be spanked sometimes, but I’m too nice.

  14. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Well, they do have 24/7 access to a large fenced back yard, 10-12 rawhides, 3 kongs, food, water, 4 or 5 airkong toys, (which are the only thing besides the kong I’ve ever bought that they didn’t destroy), a logpile which they love. Yes, I should give them more attention than the 15 hours a day I give them, but I do have to work, or else none of us will have any food.

  15. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: odaresilv I’m probably going to get ripped for saying this. But you have to blame yourself for what they did. They need more attention and exercise. You’ve got two dogs who’s breed need something to do. They get bored easily. I’m not sure if you have kongs but I’d try some of those. If you freeze them it takes longer for them to finish. Also a good rule is a tired dog is a good dog. JMHO

  16. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Chad Shallow grave, large caliber. This is my solution to all “dog eating shit they are not supposed to eat” conundrums. It all started with a cocker spaniel who ate the seat out of my brother’s jeep. Now, watch the dog lovers say “How would you feel if someone shot you for making a mistake” to which I reply, “I’m pretty sure I would not eat my buddy’s kitchen floor.”

  17. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete There actually used to be a nice floor mat right there, and they shredded it, too. I need to try feeding them and see if it helps.

  18. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: sassykk What a mess. And just so ya know, I tried the fancy patchwork once on the linoleum at my old place and no matter how hard I tried it looked like fancy patchwork crap. Get a throw rug and save your money up for tile. They can’t chew that…

  19. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: mental Holy Christ. Maybe you should..i dunno…FEED YOUR DOGS DUDE.

  20. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Fortunately I found a huge chunk of that linoleum in my garage, so some fancy patchwork is on the agenda.

  21. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Andy A nice throw rug is now on Incredipete’s Christmas wish list

  22. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Andy Dumb dogs. You’d never see cats do stuff like that.No siree. I’d get rid of the dogs and get a couple of cats.

  23. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: warcrygirl Dude, you need to get yourself two nice big cages, just big enough for them to stand up, turn around and go back to sleep in. Give them a few toys to play with and some water and let them sit in Doggie Prison for a while.

  24. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Teets That’s horrible. I feel your rage. My Abby does bad things when she is left alone. For Spite. Just yesterday, I came home and found Abby with fresh minty breath and the brand new mega package full of packs of gum were all chewed to bits and spit back out, mostly on my bedroom floor. That isn’t as bad as what happened to your floor, but it’s just the latest in a never ending line of bad behaviors that occur when Miss Abby is home alone.

  25. Wen
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wen How did they destroy it? Acid? Pee? Chewing?

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