London Bridges

You know, what I’ve come to realize is that every time something blows up around civilians… there’s always a Muslim pushing the button.

They may have finally pushed their luck too far this time, though. Opinion even in the Arab world is starting to shift against these extremist nutjobs. Peaceful Muslims are outraged that these nutjobs are making their lives more difficult by association.

The U.S. for whatever reason is hated around the world. Even Europeans think they are better and more intelligent than us, because they have massive social programs and don’t like to help when people are being oppressed. Granted, they didn’t complain when we bailed their sorry asses out TWICE during the first half of the last century… let’s not forget they’d all be sprechender Deutscher if we hadn’t gone in and saved the day. But now it seems all they can do is complain.

London lost 50 people in this recent bombing. The US lost 3,000 at the same people’s hands. I think we have a right to be angry and go kick some butts. Perhaps if the terror shifts more towards Europe, the attitude that the US is a bully will start to evaporate. Maybe we’ll finally have some support from the rest of the world when we decide to make a concerted effort to crush terrorism.

Obviously, it’s an uphill battle. We need the entire world on the same page. To stop terrorism, we have to win every single time… they only have to get through the net once.

The fact that Arab countries are beginning to condemn terror attacks is a very good sign. Hopefully if the Arabs can see that terrorism needs to be stopped, the Europeans will not be far behind.


  42 comments for “London Bridges

  1. Nightmare
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    The world would be a much better place if we drank more and had more cowbell!!

    The Conquistador has spoken.

  2. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    So it occurred to me, someone could take that survey, submit it, see it reset, think that it hadn’t accepted the survey and then recomplete it.


    Maybe that’s why Incredipete hasn’t commented on his own post. He’s still filling out the survey for the 3,529th time.

  3. Andria
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Oh, Incredipete… your survey was good. But some of the answers didn’t represent my choice. Like the last one – I want Incredipete to marry me, but I don’t want to make ANY babies.

    More pink, damn it!!

  4. Ricky
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Now that’s some good market research there.

  5. Nightmare
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    It is a very famous SNL skit RE: Blue Oyster Cult. and acted out by Will Ferral and Christopher Walkin.


  6. Anisettekiss
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    I’ve got a fever… and the only cure is more cowbell!!

  7. allie/#3ga
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    i’m all surveyed up! yay me.

  8. warcrygirl
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    I agree with Andria; I’m done making babies. I may not be Ms Right but I can be Ms Right Now. I’ll bring the condoms, you bring the cowbell.

  9. DanjerusKurves
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Double whammy … a survey AND a comment!

  10. syn_ack89
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Did I miss something? What is up with the cowbells?

  11. allie/#3ga
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    and also dooce …. now with more cowbell!

  12. NoGoodDaddy
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    She’s in your dog’s PeanutButter? She’s also in a snot rocket I blew this morning.

  13. Incredipete
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Not only do I love the fat people, I are one.

  14. Incredipete
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    No, I mean Pizza Rolls, Mountain Dew, Chocolate Ice Cream, and Beer. (Not necessarily at the same time)

  15. Acorn
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    I thought the pyramid was a bit complicated, too.

  16. DanjerusKurves
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    I thought I popped the cherry of the last virgin last weekend!

  17. Nightmare
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    I saw her holding a chinese menu at lee ho fats.

    No wait that may have been the Werewolf of London.

    I saw the virgin mary on a legless dog.

    His name?? Doesn’t matter he won’t come to you anyway!!

    LOL I’m cracking myself up here!

  18. Incredipete
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    I liked it when it was merely the “four food groups.”

  19. DanjerusKurves
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    I gotta big fat mouth. Does that count?

  20. warcrygirl
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    I found her in the blue swirl that develops when I shoot Lysol toilet bowl cleaner into my toilet.

  21. DanjerusKurves
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Four food groups? caffeine, sugar, alcohol, and fat?

  22. allie/#3ga
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    and this is why i love Incredipete – and i know he secretly loves the fat people – he loves our food!

  23. July 8, 2005 at 11:21 am

    I’m annoyed that we haven’t avoided this from happening by bringing the terroists to justice the FIRST time they did this. What happened??

  24. July 8, 2005 at 11:42 am

    We didn’t kill’em all.

  25. July 8, 2005 at 11:52 am

    I don’t know, I mean, you shouldn’t have to kill them *all*. Sure the Jack Russells can be a little hard to handle, but the Cairns are suppose to make a very nice pet. Trust me, I did my research…I hate looking stupid on a comments board. — P.P.

  26. Rik
    July 8, 2005 at 11:55 am

    Part of me doesn’t believe half of the “douncements” from the Arab leadership around the world. But i do think you are completely right that Europe needs it’s ass nipped at a little before they’re going to help us in this war. Too bad it takes INNOCENT FUCKING PEOPLE TO DIE FIRST! Sorry for that outburst.

  27. July 8, 2005 at 12:16 pm

    The problem with diplomacy is that it works under the presumption that the other party is a rational one.

    Clearly, that is not the case here.

    That being said, we are morally obligated NOT to “kill’emall!!!” lest we become what we are fighting- the agressor who does not care how many innocent lives are lost.

    Therein lies the problem- we are trying to fight irrational animals while maintainiong a conscience. You just can’t do both. This is never going to have a simple closure. I wish it could. I wish that there was not another beautiful place where everyone will be looking over their shoulders from now on.

  28. July 8, 2005 at 12:25 pm

    Outraged Muslims? News to me. I haven’t heard of any Muslims (and the nice cute ones) being outraged. At most, they give an indifferent “eh”.

  29. July 8, 2005 at 12:49 pm

    There are two ways to cleanly end terrorism.

    1. We kill every Muslim, man, woman, and child.

    2. Every country takes all of its people, troops, etc. and brings them home and no one ventures out of their own country, and every country’s army is put on the border of said country to keep nutjobs from entering.

  30. July 8, 2005 at 1:01 pm

    I hope that’s satire, dearie.

  31. July 8, 2005 at 1:38 pm

    The problem with the argument that Europe will get pissed off enough to really take some action is that half of the US, which lost 3,000 lives on 9/11, is not even that gung-ho.And Europe is just a wee bit more liberal than the US.

  32. Rik
    July 8, 2005 at 1:46 pm

    I’m with Rachael on this one. With that said, i will agree with Incredipete’s 2nd point. We need to become isolationists again, and if anyone fucks with us (or Britain, and Australia) we wipe them off the planet. Bush should come back from the G8 and say, “All right, no more fucking with the US. We have 11,498 nookuler warheads left and 412 countries in the world. No more attacking the US. Yeehah!”

  33. July 8, 2005 at 2:11 pm

    Preach it, Rik. And Rachel, I’m full of satire, dearie…

  34. July 8, 2005 at 4:43 pm

    Actually, all of Europe has been helping in fighting “The War on Terrorism.” Every single European nation backed the US after 9/11 and supported our efforts to stop Al queda and remove the Taliban from power in Afghanistan.

    Please keep in mind that the war in Iraq has nothing to do with Al Queda…Just because Bush and Cheney and the rest of this administtration mentions 9/11 and Al Queda every time they talk about Iraq does not mean that the two are connected. The Administration has not produced a single shred of evidence that ties Iraq and Saddam to 9/11. Nor has it been able to prove any relationship at all between Al Quea and saddam’s administration.

  35. July 8, 2005 at 4:53 pm

    European leaders have “done the right thing” but they are hated by their own people for doing it…

  36. July 8, 2005 at 5:10 pm

    Terrorism is not new to the English. When I was growing up, even though far from Ireland in southeastern England, it was general knowledge to get away from any unattended bag or package. Having said which, enough already … no, TOO much already. The atom bomb put a stop to WWII, let’s try it again.

  37. July 8, 2005 at 5:24 pm

    I’m saying!

    And the reason that the IRA was trying to blow up the Brits is very similar to the reasons that the Arabs are trying to blow up the US. Let’s not forget that, either.

  38. Rik
    July 8, 2005 at 6:18 pm

    Religious freaks. Hell i’m Catholic, but i don’t condone bombing people! Especially during a friggin’ funeral! I was in SW London during that one, and i was scared as hell. Granted i was only 13.

  39. July 8, 2005 at 7:44 pm

    I decided a while back that the logic behind religious jihad and inquisition and fanatical murderings and such was just beyond my comprehension, so if the military is working to prevent such things and protect me from them, I’ll just support the military.

    Doesn’t necessarily mean I support the president, just the men & women who are throwing down for freedom.

    I also have a question for your FAQ, Incredipete. If I join the Incrediforum, do I have to put my boobs on my avatar?

  40. July 8, 2005 at 8:20 pm

    Yes, boobs are a requirement to join the Forum. If you don’t have any, then you may substitute someone else’s.

  41. July 8, 2005 at 9:10 pm

    Everyone loves boobies.

  42. July 10, 2005 at 8:44 am

    I got nothing. Unless we just start nuking everyone, and return the entire world population to single celled organisims, then it is all just so much hot air and gasses.

    What is terrorism anyway? It is just a difference of opinion voiced with an angry hand. There will always be terrorisits as long as there is a difference of opinion. Some will fight with words and some will fly planes into tall buildings. It is still terrorism. Embrace it or start nuking the shit out of everything.

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