Larry Johnson is Still an Idiot

Larry Johnson, running back for the Kansas City Chiefs, has been an idiot for a long time.

In 2003, he was arrested for felony aggravated assault and misdemeanor domestic battery for waving a gun at his then-girlfriend, during an argument at his home.

In 2005, he was again arrested for assault when a woman accused Johnson of pushing her to the ground.

In 2008, he was arrested after allegedly pushing a woman’s head at a nightclub.

On October 10, 2008, Johnson was arrested for the fourth time and charged with one count of non-aggravated assault for allegedly spitting a drink in a woman’s face at a Kansas City nightclub.

He’s obviously got a problem with women, since he keeps beating them up.

Most recently, he decided to bash his head coach on Twitter, saying he’s got “nuthn” (Larry’s also semi-illiterate). He also bashed his fans and the media on two different occasions after his tweet, calling them “fags” and “faggots” respectively.

Coach Haley has told Larry not to come to practice, but he hasn’t officially suspended him yet.

I think Larry’s done in the NFL. He’s not good anymore, and he’s also a giant tool.

Bye bye, Larry. Try not to kill any women during your retirement.

  1 comment for “Larry Johnson is Still an Idiot

  1. October 28, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    here’s another one to be thrown into the stack of “moron footballers”

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