It’s Time to Stripsearch Muhammad

I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the election in Iraq. First, the people that bombed the voters are really freaking stupid. “I don’t want to have any power over my life, and I’ll kill anyone that does.” Talk about a dumb philosophy. I suppose it’s not very politically correct of me to classify a group as dumb. But let’s face it, those people are just plain dumb.

I’m ready for profiling. If you look like a Muslim, we are going to harass you until you prove you can sing the theme to “Friends.” Until that, we’ll assume you’re a “sleeper” waiting to be activated by your superiors. I’m all busted up that profiling makes progressives angry. But you know what, if bald men were going around blowing stuff up, I’d expect to have to prove my loyalty to American ideals.

The fact is, it’s not bald guys blowing stuff up. It’s Muslims. “But it’s a religion of peace.” Yeah right. Everywhere you go, if there’s something being blown up, there a Muslim standing there pushing the button.

At some point, it’s foolish optimism NOT to profile. And police profile all the time despite their denials. For instance, if someone drives through my neighborhood with Missouri plates, they will be pulled over. If they have Missouri plates and they’re not white, they get beat with the butt of the policemen’s guns. Even the black police in my city beat up the black people with Missouri plates. The theory is that they can’t possibly be up to any good. (We Kansan’s hate Missourians.)

And there is at least some logic to the argument. At 2 AM, there are not many reasons for someone from Missouri (of any race) to be driving around in my city. They don’t live there, their friends are asleep, and there aren’t ANY stores open. So unless they’re lost, they are probably up to no good. I don’t drive around Missouri at 2 AM… There’s no logical reason for it. And if I did, the KC MO police would pull me over and beat me.

I don’t condone racism, but I do condone intelligence. If one certain group of people is responsible for 95% of violence, then they clearly should get 95% of the scrutiny. It’s just common sense.

Unfortunately, thanks to the libs, common sense is no longer politically correct, so we must continue to strip search old quadraplegic women at the airport while 22 year old Mohamar walks through unchecked.

We are just asking for it.

  17 comments for “It’s Time to Stripsearch Muhammad

  1. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: thea What did you people eat? Here in Chicago, we just try to convert you to cold weather & bad baseball… Seriously, it’s not that bad until a rat the size of your dog walks off with one of your kids & tells you ‘fuck off, you can have what’s left.”

  2. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete LOL. A tad traditional, eh?

  3. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: wyosagekat Here in Wyoming we hate people that move here from other states and try to change the way we’ve been doing things forever. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

  4. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete California for the weather, North Carolina for the people…

  5. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: warcrygirl HA! I’m from CA and we hate everybody, unless you happen to be whiny, snively liberal. They they love you. Notice how I changed the tense? I now consider myself a North Carolinian where we love everyone, including our bible-thumping cousins, iffen yew know what Ah mean…

  6. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete New Jersey: The stinky grungy state.

  7. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete HRT, I’m without blemish. They can audit me all they like.

  8. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: BigPimpinMBA I think that it is hysterical that you wrote, “A woman was there with her daughter, who looked completely healthy except that she was crying and bleeding”

  9. hrt
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: hrt Yeah, and we’re (MD) not even border neighbors with Ohio and Cleveland is the butt of quite a few jokes. (Mistake by the lake ring a bell?) We make fun of: Cleveland, West Virginia and New Jersey. We also hate New York, but mostly just the baseball team.

  10. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: mental Um. No offense Kalisa. But when I lived in Michigan, everyone there hated Ohio. They actually refer to it as the armpit of America. Just an FYI.

  11. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Kalisa So why do Kansans hate Missourians? Just curious since we Ohioans are pretty cool with our neighbors from PA and Mich, minus the football rivalry.

  12. hrt
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: hrt I hear that the OKC bomber was bald. I hope you don’t mind but I had the FBI double check your SSN, withold your W-2’s, and audit your taxes. I hope that’s not too inconveinent for you. I mean you know all those U.S. militia types are unstable.

  13. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: mental But…..that’s what’s fun. Besides, you know as well as I do that your first attempt at a comment always sucks. It’s your second one that really shines.

  14. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Because he’s trying to choke me with horse pills…

  15. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Anisettekiss Wait. Why did the doctor clearly hate you??

  16. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: mental whoa. you’re gonna get some shit for this one.

  17. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Andy of course profiliing is ok. (in other circles they call it “discrimination”) and that’s good too. See, it allows you tell shit from shinola. Terrorists from tourists, assholes from from friends….

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