Invoking The Second Amendment

I am a conservative in every stereotypical sense of the word. Meet the newest member of my family:

My brand spanking new, Beretta 96FS .40 semi-automatic light rail handgun… I ordered the aftermarket rubber grips to add to the comfort:

I was reading about this particular series of Beretta handguns, and apparently I stumbled onto the gun that the U.S. Armed Forces use, so it can’t be all bad. The guy at the store tried to talk me into going with the wussy 9mm instead of the .40, but I didn’t listen to him. He was concerned that the recoil on a .40 would make accuracy too difficult, but I got the last laugh, because this gun works as either single or double action. If I want a light trigger pull, I can just use the double action. And if someone is trying to climb through my window at 3 AM, I can use the semi-automatic single action. It’s perfect for any situation. I can’t tell you how perfect the balance on this gun is. It’s a good weight, too. (about 41 ounces loaded) I didn’t like the compact, because the grip was too small for my hand.

Unfortunately, I can’t use it as a spidergun®, since if I started firing a .40 in my house, I’m pretty sure the police would frown on it.

My mom told me to make sure I lock it up, because as soon as Abby figures out to load it, she’s gonna empty the clip into Amber. I have a feeling she’s right.

So, if anyone would like to go target shooting with me, just bring your kevlar.

  14 comments for “Invoking The Second Amendment

  1. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Kalisa Wow, it IS beautiful. Guns are so neat!

  2. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: warcrygirl Absolutely beautiful!!! I wanna Glock 10 mil myself but my boys would find it and figure out how to work it in a heartbeat. I think I’ll wait until they are a little older.

  3. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Kamasue Incredipeter! I am so proud of you! Congrats on your new gun. Any good American with balls should own a gun. Lets go target shooting one of these days. It’s one of my favorite ways to spend an afternoon.

  4. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy I am afraid of the guns. Don’t like them I say. Not at all.

  5. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Don’t worry. In Johnson County, Kansas, they shoot you on sight for sparklers, so there isn’t usually a lot of gunfire here. In Kansas City, Kansas, though… everyone shoots their AK’s and bazookas off. It’s very exciting.

  6. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: odaresilv Now your making me miss my first baby. I sold my Colt Python .357 Magnum about a year ago to my uncle. I’ve thought about buying another gun but figure I’m safer with the new alarm system, three dogs, and a stun gun. Oh, and don’t be one of those stupid idiots that shoots it off on the fourth of July or on New Years. OK!?

  7. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Walker Hey- There is absolutely nothing at all wrong with Starbucks! They have infact saved many lives! (Seriously, me, without Starbucks first thing in the morning, could be considered a terrorist act…)

  8. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: your incredibly adorable little sister i wouldn’t doubt that. i’m just waiting for the proletariats to overthrow me. maybe i can get in good with them when they distribute bad coffee once we starbucks drinkers have been overthrown. Bad coffee is better than none.

  9. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete And since you are a commie, and you drink starbucks, that people that go to starbucks are all commies. That has to be the explanation.

  10. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: your incredibly adorable little sister if you have a gun, and you are a pansy, we can infer that guns are for pansies. at least special pansies like you.

  11. BJD
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: BJD I’ve always thought you were top gun on the internet. I feel vindicated.

  12. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Commies are for pansies.

  13. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: your incredibly adorable little sister that aside, your commie little sister would much rather have you give your gun back. guns are for pansies. And, yes, Abby will unload the gun into someone. probably you.

  14. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: your incredibly adorable little sister i’m freaking first!

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