What’s happened since we last spoke? Good question. I hardly remember myself.
I got altitude sickness again… that was fun. I bought a beautiful ornate dagger and sheath, much to the amusement of Jenna and Rachel. I guess you’d have to have testosterone pumping through your system to truly appreciate something so lovely.
Tonight the infamous Judd drove up to Estes to hang with me. We had a great time, talked about our women… talked to our women. It became evident within seconds of being seated at the restaurant that the waitress was hot and bothered for Judd. He played it off brilliantly, and now she thinks Judd and I are married. Oh well. The conversation was as heartwarming as it was completely manly and non-gay.
We have had some very interesting parallels in our lives as we met the women of our dreams on Diaryland… We’re even visiting each other on all of the same dates. Very fun. There were so many parallels it made us do an exuberant high five. Then Jenna called to check up on me, err… say hi.
Here is Judd whispering sweet nothings to my Jenna:
As you can see, he’s giving her the skank eye. You should have seen the expression on my face when I realized what was happening! Oh, here it is:
In the end, we got the hot and bothered waitress to take a picture of us being manly and non-gay. As you can see below, Judd has his manly beer, and I have manly knives in both hands.
I only wish I had brought my dagger with me… the picture would have been even more manly than it already is, if that’s even possible.
Thanks for caring, feygs.