I was tagged by the illustrious Roger.
I’m supposed to choose 5 and complete the sentence.
Then I have to tag 3 people!
If I could be a scientist . . .
If I could be a farmer . . .
If I could be a musician . . .
If I could be a doctor . . .
If I could be a painter . . .
If I could be a gardener . . .
If I could be a missionary . . .
If I could be a chef . . .
If I could be an architect . . .
If I could be a linguist . . .
If I could be a psychologist . . .
If I could be a librarian . . .
If I could be an athlete . . .
If I could be a lawyer . . .
If I could be an inn-keeper . . .
If I could be a professor . . .
If I could be a writer . . .
If I could be a llama-rider . . .
If I could be a bonnie pirate . . .
If I could be an astronaut . . .
If I could be a world famous blogger . . .
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world . . .
If I could be married to any current famous political figure . . .
If I could be an astronaut, I’d go become a Russian citizen. They may have crappy budgets and have to leave people in orbit for years at a time, but at least they don’t kill their cosmonauts on a regular basis. Yes, I’d be a Russian if I were an astronaut.
If I could be an athlete, I wouldn’t worry about going to school… heck, I wouldn’t even worry about head injuries, because when you’re an athlete, things like your head aren’t important to your success. I’d spend all of my time pumping iron, and then when I blew my knees out in the first game of my first pro season, I’d complain the rest of my life about how I “could have been a contender” but instead I’m just a has-been moron with no useful skills.
If I could be married to Hillary Clinton, I’d make sure I had lots of interns around so that I wouldn’t have to actually do anything with her. Then I’d have her drugged and brainwashed, and turn her into a “sleeper” for the Republican party. After the 2008 election, when she wins on the platform of higher taxes and death to old, infirmed and babies, we’ll activate her Republican program and she will change the world.
If I could be a gardener, I’d replace all plants with plastic ones so I wouldn’t have to water them.. not that I water the ones I have now.. I’m just saying.
If I could be a professor I’d hire young college girls to do all of my work for me while I sit around in my office and run my website. I’d have TA’s do my lectures, and I’d steal other people’s work and have it published under my name. Then I’d get tenure and I could legally start slaying students without fear of retribution.
Thanks. Now it’s time for me to tag: