Apparently Tiger Woods’ crash was related to the fact his wife was chasing him around with a golf club and trying to kill him.
Apparently Tiger Woods’ wife wanted to kill him because Tiger’s been going around the country “playing through”.
Apparently Tiger Woods’ mangled his face in his attempt to avoid having his wife mangle his face.
Apparently Tiger Woods is going to be the top story on every news outlet for the next 3 months.
If Tiger Woods’ wife had succeeded in killing him with a golf club, this story STILL wouldn’t be interesting to me.
Why does anyone care what happens to Tiger Woods? Someone please explain.