Grumpy

I hate people who are ungrateful.

I hate it when drivers go slow right next to each other and block all of the lanes.

I hate that there’s a brown recluse living under my desk at work and I can’t seem to kill him.

I hate that my head hurts from April 1st until September 30th every year.

I hate selfishness.

I hate Grain Valley, Missouri.

I hate paying interest to “the man.”

I hate it when Craigslist people offer to pay a certain amount for something over the phone and then offer way less when they are there in person to pick it up.

I hate the government for redistributing wealth like socialist swine.

  2 comments for “Grumpy

  1. livieloo
    July 8, 2008 at 11:13 am

    Amen … and how freakin scared of that spider are you?! You should shoot it :o)

  2. HRT
    July 9, 2008 at 10:47 am

    Shoot it??? Are you kidding me? I’d use high explosives. Think Napalm, with a dash of C-4*.

    http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/brownrecluse.asp

    *Slight exaggeration

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