I love Fazolis.

Especially their chicken alfredo. Cheap, buttery, delightful alfredo.

Sadly, they changed their recipe, making it even more delicious, but also toxic to my weak stomach.

I got to experience my gall bladder attempting to exit my body via my ribcage. It was awesome. I was up all night. There’s literally no medicine you can take to help it. There’s nothing an ER can do about it. The only fix is removal of the offending organ, which seems a bit extreme when I can simply NOT eat that crap anymore.

Sad. I miss it already.