As you may have heard, the House passed Obamacare (spell check recommends I replace “Obamacare” with “Macaroni” which I happen to think is a great idea) by a narrow margin on Saturday. One of the ways they bought the votes was to amend the bill to exclude taxpayer funding for abortions. However, Democrat leaders are vowing to add it back in with an amendment before the Senate vote. Planned Parenthood is a powerful lobby.

So my question is this.

If Democrats want my tax money to pay for something I believe is immoral, shouldn’t the Democrat taxpayers have to pay for something for me that THEY think is immoral? I’m thinking the government should hand out fully automatic machine guns to all Americans.

I’m pro-gun, and I think an armed society is a polite society. I certainly don’t have any girly notion that guns are bad. Democrats are always whining and wussing (yes, I did make up a new word) about guns, and I’d imagine they’d be pretty ticked if their tax dollars were spent arming people.

Then I thought about it some more. I believe a “fetus” is a baby, and now they’re planning to use MY money to kill babies. The gun idea isn’t really equivalent, because they are killing people and I’m just getting a new toy.

My second plan is to have taxpayer funding of mass-killing of homosexuals. (I hope you’re smart enough to get that I’m being sarcastic) A large percentage of the country seems to have issues with them, so let’s make it fair. You get to use my money to kill babies, but Conservatives get to use YOUR money to kill gay people.

Ridiculous, right?

That’s what we’ve come to in this country. Whatever bull-headedness W had is nothing compared with what the Democrats are up to now. Republicans have been completely shut out of the process.

But Incredipete, W took us to war that we all disagreed with!

Wrong. W had the backing of congress, and backing of the vast majority of Americans before invading Iraq. You just forgot you were in support of it because the spin doctors have been twisting the message for so long.

Stop rewriting history. Free insurance is not going to be free, you idiots.

Obama, Pelosi, and Reid are going to take this country to its knees before this is all over. I fear for our children.

  3 comments for “Epic FAIL

  1. Livieloo
    November 9, 2009 at 10:17 am

    I completely agree with the point you are making. Thanks for giving me something to laugh about after the tragety of that bill passing the House.

    I remember how much everyone supported invading Iraq. I was in 9th grade when we decided to go to war with them and we took a vote on it in our history class. I don’t think there was one person who didn’t agree with the deicision for war. People were pissed and they wanted revenge. W just gets all of the blame.

    I don’t want to live in a country that once stood for some really great things but has lost its way so completely. God help us.

  2. November 9, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    But Incredipete, just think: Obama has now fixed the illegal immigration problem! The US will now be as sucky as every other nation and no one will want to come here. all Hail Obooma!

  3. November 9, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    I never thought of it like that. Two wrongs made a right!

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