I had a long night last night. I went to hear Disco Dick and the Mirrorballs. My friend Leigh Ann is dating the drummer. He even gave me a shout out during the concert. The band is obviously very talented, and they did a lot of covers of songs I actually knew, which is always nice. Leigh’s friend “Mary” was there, and I did my best to make her pass out from a shoulder massage. I don’t want to brag, but she almost slid out of her chair into a heap on the floor.
I had several vodka tonics, and I basically passed out in a coma when I got home. And no, I did not drive drunk. I switched to Coke about 3 hours before I left the bar. But the insane sleepiness was still a factor.
I woke up this morning to the sound of the fence contractor working away in my back yard. They swore it would be done today, so I’ll have a place to ditch “the girls” when I get fed up with them. I can’t wait. It really sucks to have to take them out on a leash EVERY TIME they need to do their business.
Today we start advanced training for both of them. I’m hoping to teach them both to do gourmet cooking, or at least how to microwave pizza rolls and pour me a drink. We’ll see how that goes. My incredibly adorable little sister is going to the classes to handle Amber for me. The instructor told me it would be ideal to have a handler for each dog.
I don’t really have anything controversial to discuss today, sadly. I hope someone out there gets offended over this entry… maybe “Disco Dick” will offend someone. I can only hope.
I have big big news to share with you all, but unfortunately, I can’t discuss it until Monday night. So you’ll just have to wait.
Until then, peace out.