Democrats Lose Sleep, Accomplish Nothing

The Democrats, in what could only be dubbed “moronic, juevenile drama”, pulled an all-night session to try and drum up votes for the Iraq surrendur. In spite of this unbelieveable show of patriotism (because no working American has ever had to work all night), the Democrats failed to do anything but look like a bunch of liberal sissies.

However, this type of congressional gridlock is just what the country needs. When congress is spending 24 hours a day debating a stupid bill that has no chance of passing, they AREN’T passing restrictive anti-American garbage that affects you and me.

In other news, Michael Vick, who clearly must be a Democrat, has been indicted on about 900 counts for animal cruelty and criminal conspiracy. Some may say the “man” is trying to keep him from running his little business because he’s black, and perhaps they’re right. Still, Vick has always been a thug, and embraces that image.

The NFL commissioner had better do some serious PERMANENT BOOTING of Vick. And Nike, in what many are calling “marketing strategy” has decided to keep Vick as one of their endorsers, despite the Human Society’s plea to the contrary. Nike has gone far from the days of Michael Jordan, when sports still had a largely positive influence on kids.

Whatever happens, Vick will be despised by a vast majority of Americans, and I dare say by a vast majority of Atlanta residents, too. It’s one thing to do steroids or celebrate rudely in the endzone. It’s entirely different when someone exhibits such disregard for animals.

Don’t they say that most serial killers start by torturing and killing animals? I’m not saying Vick is a serial killer, I’m just suggesting we do a little more digging around his various properties.

  3 comments for “Democrats Lose Sleep, Accomplish Nothing

  1. July 18, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    When I saw footage of people rolling fucking COTS for this all night retardery, I had to laugh. God, the democrats are making it hard for me right now, I have to tell you.

    In reference to Michael Vick, I’m thoroughly disgusted by the animal cruelty allegations against him, and my biggest wish is that if he’s found guilty (or maybe even if he’s not at this point), some of the horrendous things they’ve done to those dogs at his house will be done to him – including a “rape machine” that restrains the female dog so the male can have sex with her. This whole story just makes me sick.

  2. Wen
    July 18, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    That Democratic slumber party was the dumbest thing I ever heard. At least the Republicans had the good sense to leave when the getting was good. Hopefully they picked up some hookers and beer on their way home…it looked like it was going to be a long night.

  3. July 19, 2007 at 7:37 am

    I wonder if Joe Biden froze Barbra Boxer’s panties and bra at the sleep over last night?

    Michael Vick would be the perfect candidate to send a message to the NFL Players that this thug shit needs to stop. Most of the freshman class of NFL Rookies can’t formulate a complete sentence without using the “yo,knowwhatimsayn'” at least 5 times. The funny part is that most of them get mad at the people at Micky D’s who are trying to learn English as a second language because “They don’t know how to talk good English YO”. Pisses me off to hear a bunch of asshole jocks that can’t speak a decent sentence outloud.

    I saw Will Smith on Oprah once, and he explained to her and her entire audience of 200 million women, stay at home dads, and the out of work, that there is and will be two different Will Smith’s. The public well spoken, articulate and intelligent Will, and the Will Smith for his Homies, his peeps, like when the camera’s off and Oprah walks back and he all “Dayum Girl you be fine and all that yo” Because he knows that civilized people don’t talk like they just fell out of tard truck.

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