Dear Sick Abby

Abby has been sick and leaving me presents all around the house. Big, soggy, soupy presents. Some from her mouth… some from the other end.

If she doesn’t stop soon, I’m going to take her to the vet. I’m almost out of paper towels.

It’s not much fun waking up to a mess like that, especially after she’s woken me up to let her out TEN times during the night.