Dear Kansas

Dear Kansas,

Thank you so much for the letter informing us that we have to repay the unemployment that you already sent us. This makes complete sense, because we already went through a dispute and won, because the employer didn’t have any evidence. But since the employer was able to MANUFACTURE evidence after the fact, I can see how you would take his word for everything. That makes total sense.

Of course, employers never lie… only employees do that. Employers are truthful by their very nature. Just because the person who trained my wife in the job was the one who showed (by her example) her what was acceptable and what wasn’t. But that isn’t the employers problem, even if he IS sleeping with the person who trained my wife. I’m sure that had nothing to do with the double standard.

I’m sure your decision to only talk to the employer and not the employee was based on a completely fair set of criteria. Our legal system is based on an accuser being able to say whatever they want, and the accused not being allowed to be present. Right? Sure, you can lean on your thin argument of technical difficulties, but that hardly makes a one-sided legal decision fair, don’t you think?

Yes, Kansas, your decision to reverse the unemployment will definitely help the economy. The scumbag employer will save a few hundred bucks. Your unemployment fund will save a few thousand. And you don’t have to worry about what happens to the citizen you’re taking the money away from, because that’s not your problem.

I blame the employer for being a lying scumbag who has one set of standards for normal employees and another set for employees he sleeps with. But it’s you, Kansas, that I blame for having a ridiculous, arbitrary, and moronic system in place that allows decent people to be screwed by lying scumbags.

Keep up the good work!

Your loyal taxpaying citizen,


Click here to donate to the Incredipete & Jenna Unemployment Replacement Fund. Sorry, donations are not tax deductible. But they are appreciated. 🙂

  6 comments for “Dear Kansas

  1. December 31, 1969 at 6:00 pm
  2. February 10, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    In Missouri they can't add new evidence call the department of labor.

  3. February 10, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    Please tell me you're really sending this!

  4. February 10, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    Kansas…as bigoted as you think!

  5. February 10, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    I wish you could send this also

  6. February 10, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    this situation sucks : (

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