Danny Devito Plays “Anna”

Last night I went to the latest in my theater dates with Jennyanydots. This week the show was “The King and I” starring Sandy Duncan. I have always liked the story and the music, so I was really looking forward to going. We went out for some great Texas Roadhouse dinner to kick things off, and then went to Starlight.

Unfortunately, I was not aware that Sandy Duncan’s singing voice was reminiscent of Danny Devito. Hearing Danny Devito sing “Hello, young lovers” was somewhat less fulfilling than it should have been.

The bad performance by Sandy was overshadowed by the doofus that played the king. It was a guy, I think from Queens New York, and he was trying to fake a Siamese accent. However, it wound up sounding a lot like “Oooga buuggi slaamt kr duhrr poo theeee ter posfs.” Jennyanydots couldn’t understand a word of it, and since she’d never seen the musical before, had no idea what was going on. I was able to somewhat follow it because I knew the story, but it still sucked.

My least favorite part of the show is always the part where they perform “The Little House of Uncle Thomas” which is a Siamese musical version of Uncle Tom’s Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe. It is completely ridiculous and includes Elisa hopping on one foot for about 20 minutes. Jennyanydots was laughing so hard that she was crying, and it wasn’t supposed to be funny. Of course, her laughing caused me to laugh, so once again, the surrounding audience members thought we were touching inappropriately just out of their sight.

Overall, the experience was not improved by the very hot, humid evening, which made us stick to our seats. And the worst part was, I bought a frosty malt, and they ran out of the wooden stick spoons, and made me eat with a plastic spoon. The wooden spoon of course is what gives a frosty malt it’s yummy flavor, and I was once again disappointed.

In an effort to end on a positive note, I attempted to teach Jennyanydots to Polka in the parking lot, but she just wasn’t interested in playing. So the evening was a total loss. Thanks for caring.

  86 comments for “Danny Devito Plays “Anna”

  1. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete YES I AM!

  2. Ms.
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Ms. Right Incredipete, you are a manwhore.

  3. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Panties!

  4. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT I can’t BELIEVE Incredipete quit, and with only 17 posts to go to the big hunerd. Trust me if I get to 48 posts, my ass ain’t writin jack til I get me my Fity. And if my ass gets a whiff of 100 posts you won’t find me near a keyboard til i break a hundred, ya heard?

  5. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Lynne” pants!

  6. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT …without cheating TOO much…

  7. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT Hitting 100 isn’t hard. Hitting 100 with more than 50 unique posters, now THAT would be impressive. Still I’m pulling for StinkyIncredipetey to break triple digits.

  8. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete I would be fooling myself if I thought I could attain “Dusty” status. I’m content with beating my own record for now. Maybe someday I’ll hit 100.

  9. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Jackie Not to mention, I am wondering how he can resist the thought of possibly have more comments than Dusty. Hmmmmmm?

  10. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT @ 76 comments one has to wonder if Incredipete thinks that the century mark is attainable.

  11. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete No can do, Jackie. I must update every day. Of course, this entry has actually been up for 23 hours, so I will wait one more hour, just for you. (I lied about the 5:00 post time…)

  12. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Jackie For the love of Christ and Incredipete give it at least 24 hours.

  13. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete That means I can update. Thank god…

  14. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Andrea” You’re at like 72 now

  15. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Because you “can’t afford to eat out all the time…”

  16. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HandyPandy My goodness, I can’t let you people be unsupervised for even a minute. Settle down and stop all of this fighting.

  17. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Andrea” Then why do I have to eat vending machine food?

  18. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete No, “Lynne” can drive, because she actually has a nice car.

  19. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Andrea” Are you taking my car?

  20. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete That’s it, “Andrea,” you have to stay at work and eat vending machine food. “Lynne” and I will be going to the Plaza for a real lunch.

  21. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Andrea” That’s alright Incredipete I know that you feel ashamed of your behavior but there is no need to hang your head in font of me. I have forgiven you your insolence.

  22. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Hi Ms. Right! Where have you been?

  23. Ms.
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Ms. Right Yeah, honey, I’m back and I’m mad. I see you are messing with that tramp Jennyanydots again. Why, why, why??? She doesn’t compare to me one bit. And lunching it with “Lynne” and “Andrea”. Why would you do this to me??

  24. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete And we’re going to get there even if I have to post the last 6 myself.

  25. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete BTW, I’m not updating until I have at least 68 comments here. We’re going for the record today, baby!

  26. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete “Best Unsupportive Actress”

  27. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Andrea” Thanks to all my dear fans. Its been an incredipleasure to be a guest star in Incredipete’s life. Watch for me later in upcoming episodes. (I will be accepting emmy nominations anytime now)

  28. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete “Lynne”, no I didn’t… SHE started it. 8 years ago when she told me that I was a huge pathetic dork. I think that was the original start of the fight.

  29. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT Once again stellar performances turned in by the not-quite-ready-for-lunchtime players. Tonight’s Guest starts included:

  30. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Andrea” Lynne…He started it…I’ll stop if he does.

  31. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Eww GROSS!!!

  32. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Lynne” Now kids…stop fighting. You know you two will make up by lunch and be all smooching in my back seat, causing me to lose my appetite once again.

  33. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Andrea” You can’t kick that high….No soup for you!

  34. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete My 32 inch inseams disagree with that last comment, and my size 12’s are gonna be kicking your butt pretty soon.

  35. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Andrea” Incredipete you are digging yourself a big hole which I am not sure your short little legs can climb out of. Some sucking up now would be nice.

  36. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy I am no professional but my assessment is that Andrea might just be a tad bit jealous of your Incredilove for Lynne.

  37. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete I will be taking “Lynne” to the place of her choice. Personally, I hope she chooses Olive Garden, which happens to be one of my very favorite places. “Andrea” can kiss my grits. (In a figurative sense, of course)

  38. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Jackie Incredipete, take these ladies somewhere nice they deserve it. I vote for The Olive Garden. (if you have one there). That is where we will be going. (albeit halfway across the country.)

  39. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Andrea” You beg me to shut my pie hole all the time but does it ever really get you anywhere? I think not. Incredipete I know all this hostility really is a coverage for your true affection for me but which you are too afraid to show.

  40. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipetee “Andrea,” would it be unseemly if I begged you to shut your pie hole?

  41. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Andrea” Incredipeter Is is unseemly to beg

  42. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipetee I told you I was buying, “Lynne”

  43. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Andrea” I’ll go with you “Lynne”.

  44. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Lynne” I am going to lunch alone aren’t I?

  45. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Andrea” Incredipete My negaative Chi has NOTHING to do with your obvious lack of luck with the ladys

  46. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Dang it “Lynne”, I hate that rule, but I’ll respect your boundaries as long as you keep going to lunch with me.

  47. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Lynne” OK, Incredipetee! No inappropriate touching, per usual.

  48. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Lynne” Yeah “Andrea” and locking them up in your basement doesn’t help Incredipetee out much either.

  49. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipetee Well, “Andrea” none of those relationships have worked out because you JINXED them with all of your negative chi.

  50. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Lynne” I’ll go…you’re buying right?

  51. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipetee I’ll even buy!

  52. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Andrea” Incredipete Do you have a girlfriend now? Has ONE of the relationships that I said would not work out ever lasted? Have I ever been wrong? Tell you truth Incredipete.

  53. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipetee I’m hoping that “Lynne” will still go with me after I have proclaimed my love for her all over this comments page…

  54. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Jackie Incredipete, you might be eating lunch alone today. But seriously we all think your great.

  55. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipetee “Andrea” also tells me that EVERY girl I’ve ever dated or been interested in is NO GOOD, and that it will NEVER WORK OUT. I think she doth protest too much.

  56. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Oh fuck it Incredipete! Just stick with loving yourself and you won’t have to worry about getting dicked over.

  57. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Uh, no.

  58. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Andrea” Incredipete I could lie to you and tell you that everyone loves you. But I (being the true friend that I am) choose to tell the you truth in an effort to make you a better person so that someday you will find your true love and not be so jaded by all the awful women in your life as to pass up the opportunity for happiness that you really deserve. So if you must paint me as this awful mean person that treats you horribly in an effort to boost your own ego then so be it. I can carry that load because Incredipete…I am a giver.

  59. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete If you don’t love yourself, then no one else will be able to love you either. Don’t you people ever read pop psychology books? Geez.

  60. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Jackie Incredipete loves himself.

  61. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete I am not ashamed of my undying love for “Lynne.” I’m pretty sure all that “Andrea” does is tell me that the girls I’m interested in actually hate me. BLEH!

  62. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Just look how this crap sounds: Wendy likes HRT but HRT is in love with I’m Shameless and I’m Shameless wants Incredipete but he loves only Wendy. Cripe! I can’t stand all of the playground romances here. Cut it out. Who Incredipete loves is Incredipete’s bidness.

  63. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Andrea” Oh and just to set the record straight I never imply that you are in love with anyone. It is obvious to everyone who you are in love with. I don’t have to state the obvious. Besides I usually tell you who is love with you not the other way around.

  64. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Andrea” OOOHHHHH PETER….You thought your life was bad before but now that I find out the real truth of your feelings for me your life will become a LIVING HELL! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  65. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT …spreadin the love like an out of work stripper…

  66. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipetee Not me. I only love “Lynne” because “Andrea” always posts bitchy messages that imply I am “In love with everyone…”

  67. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: jamey Hi! I have the last entry Per Usual. I love “lynne and Andrea” SO What? Jamey

  68. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy So I read this entire entry but I could not concentrate beyond the mention of the Texas Roadhouse. Man I can tear up some Roadhouse Rolls. That cinnamon butter is the bomb.

  69. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT heh heh heh, Wendy, Incredipeter… I’m feeling a little like “Lost Boy #2” over here…

  70. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT Ok, that was pathetic. Ignore that previous post and just wander over here please thank you. Oh and P.S. the bite me was for Wendy. Incredipeter is my hero.

  71. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT I’d tell you to bite me, but we both know that we’d both enjoy that entirely too much. Game on, comments for HRT are here live and in color… and the color is Gold SUPER GOLD!!!! mwhaa haaa haaa (maniacle evil laugh sold separately, batteries not included)

  72. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete HRT, do you have your comments section up yet, or are you slacking again?

  73. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Feel better?

  74. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy I like your picture too HRT.

  75. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy How ya doin HRT?

  76. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Hi HRT

  77. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Thems fightin words right there! HRT: I will be sure to pay more attention to you so you won’t be so jealous.

  78. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Well, “somebodyatIncredipeteswork” if that is your real name… I am totally in love with “Lynne” and if you don’t like it, come on down and I will kick your yellow, chicken ass.

  79. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Jackie Dammit Incredipete. You update like a jackrabbit on crack. thea: you made me laugh, that is the same thing I thought for both “do” and “dew”.

  80. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: somebodyatIncredipeteswork i think Incredipete is in love with this “Lynne” person

  81. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT Duuuude. Wendy SO wants you. It’s clear by her felt need to reply, rinse, repeat.

  82. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Okay, I get it. Lynne hooked it up for you. Still can’t stomach the Incredipete Diesel though.

  83. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Stop effing with me goddamit! What is with the different pictures?

  84. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Hot damn! Incredipete’s too sexy for his tie. I have not read this yet but I am excited as I will be using both eyes this time. When was this photo taken?

  85. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: thea Sorry, I mean … ya lil mornin’ glory. Dew? I want to see the corsette.

  86. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: thea It’s ‘doo rag’ ya beavis.

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