Now for something completely light-hearted.
Go to google and type “‘your name’ needs, and list the top 10 results…
1. Incredipete needs our prayers. This is definitely true. I’ve been on death’s doorstep for about 5 months now.
2. Incredipete needs a shrink. Why get a shrink when you can get drugs from a regular MD?
3. Incredipete needs more than a set of replacement discs. Incredipete doesn’t have disc breaks, so I don’t know what they’re trying to say here.
4. Incredipete needs a friend. Incredipete doesn’t need a friend. He’s already got one.
5. Incredipete needs his own personal Jesus. I’m assuming this is referring to religion, not a Mexican gardener.
6. Incredipete needs tub. Huh? I’m already tubby.
7. Incredipete needs to come out and admit what he did and say he’s sorry. I’m sorry, but I don’t apologize for things unless I think I’m wrong, which might happen right around the time the sun turns into a chunk of charcoal.
8. Incredipete needs to apologize for his mullet. The best I could do would be a skullet.
9. Incredipete needs to provide Dave with a fresh copy of the bylaws and SOP.Who is Dave, and why am I making copies for him?!
10. Incredipete needs to rest now. So true. Goodnight.
That was fun. Now you go do it, slackers. (And tell me if you do so I can go read it.)