Incredipete Needs

Now for something completely light-hearted.

Go to google and type “‘your name’ needs, and list the top 10 results…

1. Incredipete needs our prayers. This is definitely true. I’ve been on death’s doorstep for about 5 months now.

2. Incredipete needs a shrink. Why get a shrink when you can get drugs from a regular MD?

3. Incredipete needs more than a set of replacement discs. Incredipete doesn’t have disc breaks, so I don’t know what they’re trying to say here.

4. Incredipete needs a friend. Incredipete doesn’t need a friend. He’s already got one.

5. Incredipete needs his own personal Jesus. I’m assuming this is referring to religion, not a Mexican gardener.

6. Incredipete needs tub. Huh? I’m already tubby.

7. Incredipete needs to come out and admit what he did and say he’s sorry. I’m sorry, but I don’t apologize for things unless I think I’m wrong, which might happen right around the time the sun turns into a chunk of charcoal.

8. Incredipete needs to apologize for his mullet. The best I could do would be a skullet.

9. Incredipete needs to provide Dave with a fresh copy of the bylaws and SOP.Who is Dave, and why am I making copies for him?!

10. Incredipete needs to rest now. So true. Goodnight.

That was fun. Now you go do it, slackers. (And tell me if you do so I can go read it.)

Incredipete

  12 comments for “Incredipete Needs

  1. October 12, 2005 at 11:53 am

    Incredipete needs less time on his hands.

  2. October 12, 2005 at 11:55 am

    Incredipete needs more Amoxicillin.

  3. October 12, 2005 at 12:57 pm

    Incredipete needs to get some extra holes drilled in his head. (Supposedly, it helps drain the sinuses.)

  4. October 12, 2005 at 1:43 pm

    Incredipete needs a Nap!

  5. October 12, 2005 at 3:14 pm

    Incredipete needs more cowbell.

  6. October 12, 2005 at 3:27 pm

    Hey, I thought that was fun. My favorite was..

    1) “Corie might need a bit of luck to find a team he fits in with.” HE?? And I know what team I play for, I just happened to switch teams there for a minute. Years ago.

    2) “Corie now needs to find out who killed her to clear Dr. Kemp’s name.” Um, what?

    4) “Corie is a carefree, spontaneous, pixie-like gal with unending spunk and optimism.
    … Paul is OK how he is, and it’s Corie who needs to change. …” Well, I find that it’s usually the guy (Paul) who needs to change, LOL, kidding, but I do believe that I am spontaneous. Not necessarily pixie-like though.

    6) Some got right to the point and said, “I know you and Corie didn’t have a 4.0” Aint that the truth. Too much beer.

  7. October 12, 2005 at 3:54 pm

    Hmmm. My real name appears also be: a small tropical island near Vanuatu, 2) the last name of a Mayor in England, and 3) some type of Jewish-related book, or learning tool…

    I tried under ‘clipchick needs” & didn’t come up with squat! The joys of having a weird name. Can I make up a new name for myself? 🙂

  8. October 12, 2005 at 6:54 pm

    Meany needs to read you more often, since she has been known to succumb to the peer pressure of all her friends reading you. And if you’re not using that Mexcan gardener, let me know; I could totally use one.

  9. October 13, 2005 at 1:09 am

    YAY!!!!!!!!!!
    New people!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. October 13, 2005 at 8:01 am

    Incredipete needs to NEVER stop leaving funny comments on my blog even though they make coffee come out of my nose. Nice to hear from you, sweetie, and I love your idea!

  11. October 13, 2005 at 9:35 am

    3) Rob needs Net Clued Lawyer, urgently – You have no idea how bad I need Net Clued Lawyer. I need it so bad it makes my cock ache.

  12. October 13, 2005 at 1:59 pm

    NoGoodDaddy needs to know why the fuck his comments aren’t posting

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