Best And Worst Movies

For a long time, I’ve been compiling a list of the “Worst Movies Ever Produced.” I’d like to share with you a small sampling from that list, along with a short explanation.

10. Hope Floats – Ok, this one’s kind of obvious… it was written for menopausal women; a group I am most gratefully not a member.

9. 187 – This early Samuel L. Jackson movie is a classic “Teacher tries to make a difference, teacher goes nuts and starts killing students, teacher goes even more nuts and kills himself” stories. Very lame. The last line in the movie was one of the kids referring to Sam committing suicide: “Dude, he smoked himself… he smoked himself!” I’m not making this up.

8. Kill Bill – What this movie had in terms of gruesome violence, was cancelled out by the incredibly weird and annoying direction by Quentin Terantino. It was a bit like watching a Spike Lee® movie, only not quite as stupid.

7. Malcom X – Speaking of Spike Lee®, this movie I’m quite sure was trying to make a point. The real Malcom X was a brilliant man. The movie however did little to further the cause of civil rights because it was so poorly directed it made me want to go out and kill a black man… Spike Lee® to be exact.

6. Minority Report – I can hardly even talk about the experience of watching this movie. Add one part Tom Cruise, one part Steven Spielberg, one part retardation, and one part special effects, and you get a pretty good idea. The part that made me give up on the movie was not the “Pre-crime” idea. That was actually pretty neat. But could we not come up with anything better than 3 naked kids in a hot tub, who randomly produce a wooden golf ball with the details of a crime burned onto it? Come on Spielberg… get a grip.

5. The Blair Witch Project – This really can’t be counted as a movie, but since it was showed at AMC and Cinemark, it gets to be on my list. First of all, the idea is dumb. Second, you never actually saw anything except trees and nostrils. Third, it was filmed in a nauseating fashion.

4. Fight Club – Sorry Brad Pitt fans… this movie sucked. Ok, it was a clever twist. Wait, no it wasn’t… It was just stupid. Having a fight club is a stupid idea, but it’s even stupider to have a fight club with yourself. It’s not clever or thought provoking. It’s just stupid.

3. Mission to Mars – What happens when you get an all star cast, a huge special effects budget, a great idea, and then run out of money halfway through? Mission to Mars. Yup, this movie has about an hour of fantastic acting, story, directing, and special effects, followed by 20 minutes of the most spacktarded, poorly acted, did I mention spacktarded cinematic displays ever thrust upon unsuspecting moviegoers.

2. Titanic – Yup. This movie sucked, too. Not because of the story. Because Leo is a crap-actor. Yes… just being pretty does not make you talented. Kate Winslet tried to mask her lack of talent by baring her boobs, but it didn’t save the movie. All you suckers that went to see it 37 times and cried every time, you need to go see a real love story, like “Starship Troopers.” Now that’s a movie!

1. The Thin Red Line – You would have to search far and wide to find anything even in the same realm as this movie. It promised to be the answer to “Saving Private Ryan.” Another amazing world war II movie. Well… let’s just say, if Saving Private Ryan had been filmed without sound, it would have been 5000 times better than the Thin Red Line. TRL was more like a nature film than a movie. There were long, close-up shots of lizards, people blowing up out of foxholes in slow motion, to the sound of classical music, and pretty much no dialogue at all. It included every major male Hollywood star from the 90’s, and it didn’t help. By the end of the 3 hours, everyone had vacated the theater, except for me and 3 other people. That’s never a good sign. The last scene is a shot of the beach, with what looks like a shot of a rock with a twig sticking out of it. As it turns out, the rock with the twig was actually the lizard from earlier in the movie, lying dead on the beach. Hmm. Deep.

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And for something entirely more positive, I would like to quickly list off the best movies of all time, categorized for your convenience.

Comedy

1. It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (Spencer Tracy, Milton Berle, Sid Caesar, Buddy Hackett, Ethel Merman, Mickey Rooney, Phil Silvers, Terry Thomas, Jonathon Winters, Edie Adams, Dorothy Provine, Jim Backus, Ben Blue, Et. Al.)
2. Liar Liar (Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney)
3. A Night at the Opera (Marx Brothers)
4. Mr. Deeds (Adam Sandler)
5. Dr. Strangelove (Incredipeter Sellers, George C. Scott)

Action

1. Death Wish (Charles Bronson)
2. Die Hard (Bruce Willis)
3. Rambo: First Blood (Sylvester Stallone)
4. Commando (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
5. Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood)

Western

1. Tombstone (Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer)
2. El Dorado (John Wayne, Robert Mitchum)
3. Rooster Cogburn(John Wayne, Katherine Hepburn)
4. A Fistful of Dollars (Clint Eastwood)
5. Unforgiven (Clint Eastwood)

Sci Fi

1. Alien (Sigourney Weaver)
2. Independance Day (Will Smith)
3. Blade (Wesley Snipes)
4. The Matrix (Keanu Reaves, Laurence Fishburne)
5. Stigmata (Patricia Arquette)

Love Stories

1. Casablanca (Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Becall)
2. A Walk to Remember (Mandy Moore)
3. Never Been Kissed (Drew Barrymore)
4. The Quiet Man (John Wayne, Maureen O’Hara)
5. My Best Friends’ Wedding (Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz)

Drama

1. The Usual Suspects (Kevin Spacey)
2. Arlington Road (Jeff Bridges, Tim Robbins, Joan Cusack)
3. Pay It Forward (Kevin Spacey, Helen Hunt, Haley Joel Osment)
4. Saving Private Ryan (Tom Hanks, Matt Damon)
5. Good Will Hunting (Matt Damon, Robin Williams)

Horror

1. Scream (Drew Barrymore)
2. The Ring (Naomi Watts, Martin Henderson)
3. Silence of the Lambs (Anthony Hopkins, Jodie Foster)
4. The Hitcher (Rutger Hauer)
5. Psycho (Anthony Perkins, Janet Leigh)

  99 comments for “Best And Worst Movies

  1. Meg
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Meg I took it the wrong way, sorry for jumping.

  2. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Nothing wrong with the name Meg. I like it. My niece is named Meg. I was just effing with ya becasue you said you can’t remember your name half the time not that I feel sorry for you because your name is Meg. I just read it again. It didn’t come out right that’s all. You are cool! I am cool! We are all cool! Cool people rule!

  3. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Bigpimpagain I also have to make fun of you a little more by pointing out that you wrote the following: “3 words: Julia Roberts, Drew Barrymore, Mandy Moore. HOT.”

  4. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: BigpimpinMBA Incredipete, in reference to your comment on my page… hot chicks does not a good movie make or you would have had Pearl Harbor (an awful movie) on there with Kate Beckinsale.

  5. Meg
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Meg I did go home and watch it, and felt like an idiot for not remembering her name.

  6. maf
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: maf wendy we can do anything if we put our minds to it!

  7. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy I wonder if we can push the limits and make 100 comments before Incredipete updates.

  8. maf
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: maf check me out Incredipetey – i gave you another rockin shout out..cause i’m cool like that.

  9. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Bigpimpinmba You are killing me with that list. You say that Kill Bill and Fight Club are awful, yet list contrived crap like Independence Day on your best Sci-Fi list? Oy Vay! And your list of Love Stories reads like an advertisement for Summer’s Eve. Come On… Best Friend’s Wedding? A Walk To Remember? Never Been Kissed? I’m demanding that you give back your Vas Deferens to the male species.

  10. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Ok, let’s not forget about the lovely Kirsten Dunst… I drooled over her during that movie.

  11. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: your incredibly adorable little sister warcrygirl – i definitely drooled over Tobey with you…. and some like it hot is a great movie; i love it

  12. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: wilberteets OK – Best old black and white movie in my humble opinion was “The Ghost and Mrs. Muir”. It just destroys me every time I watch it. How come no one mentioned “Donnie Darko” or “The Sixth Sense” in the good movie list? Trippy plots, twist endings… ya know.. the good stuff.

  13. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: awittykitty “Pay it Forward” for drama? Man, are you on sugar coated crack or what? And how can a horror film list not include “The Shining”? And I think “Some Like it Hot” is the funniest film ever made.

  14. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: warcrygirl Reading all of these comments has made me realize that I just don’t watch enough movies. Or at least the movies everyone else is watching.

  15. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Okay kid, I feel sorry for ya. First, your name is Meg. Second the name of the witness is “Mrs. Riley and only Mrs. Riley.” You are still cool for just liking the movie.

  16. Meg
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Meg I’m going to have to go home and watch the movie to see what her name was. I can’t remember my own name half the time, like I’m gonna remember hers!

  17. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Leah KB, That’s one of my favorite movies! The Court Jester. I love Danny Kaye.

  18. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Kalisa I’ve never seen “Death Wish”; I’ll have to rent that. Great movie lists, Incredipete!

  19. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: your incredible little sister at the moment, i’m feeling somewhat egocentric, so i shall not be reading anyone’s comments (maybe later) anyway, Incredipeter, if you want to see my feeling about Miss America, check out my xanga from a few days ago, kiddo…

  20. maf
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: maf Incredipete is lucky i’m the world’s least jealous woman … at least when it comes to this … you can have a gabillion gals … just let me think it’s just me ok?! 🙂

  21. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy No problem Willie!

  22. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Thanks Wendy, I feel better about my “This is the only clean shirt, and the only clean pants I still have” ensemble.

  23. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete My exchange was from “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World.” If you haven’t seen that movie, you haven’t ever really laughed.

  24. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy (Again) By the way Incredipete, red and khaki totally match. It is called the Target uniform…DUH!

  25. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Yes, but you gotta tell me her name and you gotta say it like Mr. Gambini said it or it doesn’t count. I don’t make the rules……..

  26. Meg
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Meg The old lady with the coke bottle glasses! Right?

  27. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy So what is it Meg? You can guess.

  28. Meg
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Meg Oh oh!! I know the answer!!

  29. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy I didn’t do that! DLand is effed up!

  30. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Oh I’m sorry your honor, the two yooothz. And what EXACTLY is a grit?

  31. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Oh I’m sorry your honor, the two yooothz. And what EXACTLY is a grit?

  32. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: thea² you said the quiet man….NOBODY ever remembers the quiet man!!! i have to love you forever now. and…thank you for letting me in your ring!!! i have it listed on my rings page…you rock on too many levels to name… is the movie casablanca?

  33. Wen
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wen Jeez Incredipete, you could have at least sent me a break up email! I had to read about it on HRT’s site…Ah well, win some, lose some. Next!

  34. KB
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: KB Sorry for the long post – but this is one of my favorite movie exchanges.

  35. Wen
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wen Three of the worst movies ever made:

  36. Meg
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Meg I’m glad I was gone all afternoon. I’m such a movie un-buff. (Is there such a word?)

  37. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Hint: Same movie as this –

  38. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete “Did he say anything before he died?”

  39. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Lynne” Your a little deer, you are prancing along and find a little brook. You put your sweet little deer lips to the water for a drink and BAM your brains are lying all over the ground. Now I asks you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing? …or something like that.

  40. maf
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: maf my biological clock is TICKIN LIKE THIS …. sad thing is, i’m from ga – and understood the country people perfectly….

  41. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Once again, I must bow to “Lynne’s” incredible movie knowledge and prowess. As I state so plainly on the entry page, she is a “godess above all godesses, or something.”

  42. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Lynne” What is a “yute”?

  43. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy “Lynne” is the movie queen. It is official. I think you are right that Incredipete has not seen the fantastic “My Cousin Vinny” (What a shame!). He still should have been able to come up with the answer. The quote is: “It’s a bullshit question. It’s impossible to answer.”

  44. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Lynne” I don’t think Incredipete has seen “My Cousin Vinny” (referring to Jackie’s “Impossible to answer” comment) Yeah…I got it.

  45. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Would you like a for real hint Incredipeter Rabbit?

  46. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Hey! Did we break DiaryLand again? This thing is counting comments all wrong. If we did…Yay us!

  47. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete You all are making me feel inferior with your movie knowledge. GRRR

  48. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Lynne” I apologize…I can’t stop thinking about Sixteen Candles.

  49. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Lynne” HOWARD [on the phone with the police]: “What was he wearing? Well, uh, let’s see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes”… “No, he’s not retarded.”

  50. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Not the absolute favorite “Lynne” but it is on the list.

  51. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Jackie Incredipete thats not it try again. It isn’t impossible to answer. (another hint in there)

  52. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Wow, I need to hurry up and watch my movie list that “Lynne” made for me…

  53. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Jackie 16 candles yay “lynne”!

  54. maf
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: maf “where is my automobile?” i love that movie too much …

  55. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Lynne” Wendy, is your favorite movie line: “No more yankee my wankee, the Donger need food!” ????

  56. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Wendy, I will have to check and get back to you on that.

  57. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Jackie I think you’re funny too HRjerkus even if you totally ignore me now. Incredipete–my bad on the spelling–He just happens to be one of my favorites. I will post my poem about him sometime.

  58. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy The cber-family is super dee dooper!

  59. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete I think you’re funny HRT. Don’t be HuRT…

  60. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT Hey now! Splitting hairs may not be a felony in your state but it is in mine so you just betta watch it!

  61. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Wendy, those two movies were incredi-obvious. I didn’t even break a sweat figuring it out…

  62. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Jackie, what’s with you defending His Royal Tness? I meant to spell that name wrong. 😉

  63. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT Never underestimate the power of the cyber-family.

  64. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy I must try harder to be more elusive. I must have forgotten how smart some of you are. Damn me!

  65. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT Face shorty, we know you, better than you think we do. It’s not about being transparent, its about being observant. And some of us are better at that than others.

  66. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy Okay, I must need help!

  67. maf
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: maf baby girl- even i saw that one coming….

  68. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy But why? I gotta know why you would think that? I am surely not that transparent. Fuckers!!

  69. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Jackie Incredipete–it’s not Terantino it’s Tarantino–I’m just sayin felony man.

  70. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT Dudette? Are you serious? Even I could’ve seen those two coming a mile away. Sorry to burst your bubble shorty.

  71. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT I hate it when great flicks get so overplayed that they become patently unwatchable. However I think I’ve viewed The Princess Bride 384 times and yet somehow it’s still damn entertaining.

  72. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Jackie #1 Hope floats—Incredipete are you sure you’re not a member of the menopausal group? #8 Kill Bill–Maybe you just didn’t understand the non-violent parts and that is why you didn’t like them. #4 Fight Club—You are SOO SOO damm right, the first rule of fight club–don’t watch it.#2 Titanic– agree again-Leo sucks ass and can’t act, worst line “I’m just a tumbleweed blowin the wind” barf. See how much I paid attention on this one.

  73. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy I am “Lynne’s” number one fan of the day for mentioning “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” Leo as “Ernie” in this movie was outstanding acting. Outstanding I say! His best line: “Mama wake up. Wake up Mama. Are you hiding?” I am so going straight to hell now. Throw in Johnny Depp and Juliette Lewis and how can you go wrong?

  74. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Jackie, with Kill Bill, it wasn’t the story I objected to as much as the very shabby direction of Mr. Terantino… Gag.

  75. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete OMG, my list is defective. HRT, you have redeemed yourself. The Princess Bride must be at the top of any list of comedies/love stories. I don’t know what kind of crack I was smoking, but I apologize.

  76. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete A movie I used to watch with my sister was “Chariots of Fire” but she made me watch it so many times that if Eric Liddle were alive today, I’d hire someone to kill him.

  77. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT A better excuse is to feign epilepsy and tell her that all of the spirling colors could cause you go into a grand maul seisure.

  78. maf
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: maf i gotta admit with as much as i love a musical … i was NOT a moulin rouge fan … my best girlfriend owns it and ALWAYS wants to watch it, whereupon i have to fake a coma to get out of it.

  79. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT Cept for Moulin Rouge. As much as I wanted to see it when it was out in the theaters I found it patently unwatchable on TV or video.

  80. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Kaki, I laughed out loud when the guy in Moulin Rouge started singing “Like A Virgin.”

  81. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT What I find scary is that I resonated with, and have seen more of the movies that Kaki mentioned than the ones on Incredipetey’s list. But since she aptly categorized them as non-mainstream and since i’ve seen almost all of them, it makes me feel deep, and artsy, yay Kaki!

  82. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete …but that’s nitpicking.

  83. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: “Lynne” You forgot “The Big Chill”, “Rear Window”, “The Graduate”, “The Deer Hunter”, “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?”, “Apocalypse Now” and of course, “Spinal Tap” Talking about what movies you like the best is like swimming in a sea of retarded sexuality.

  84. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: kaki Aww come on Incredipete, ya gotta give Moulin Rouge one for creativity! I love that movie, I can watch the musical sequences over and over and over. It’s an acquired taste I guess…like Tofu!

  85. Meg
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Meg Ooooh “An Afair To Remember” one of my favorites. Right along with “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”. And you’re right, I love you, Incredipete, but I’d have stopped reading long before you finished that list. 😉

  86. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Kaki, if I had tried to make a comprehensive list, you would be right. But I would have had 20 in each category instead of 5, and nobody could have tackled watching a list that long… I have to say, Moulin Rouge is totally on my “Worst” list…

  87. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: kaki Wait, I forgot about Office Space and Living Out Loud. Gotta give a shout out to Pulp Fiction and Moulin Rouge too. Oh, and by the way – Hope Floats sucked, but watching Harry Conick Jr for any amount of time is A-OK in my book. The Soundtrack was good though. I am done now, for now.

  88. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: kaki Oh my, so many comments, so little time. The entry should have been titled “mainstream, mass marketed bullshit best and worst movies”. Ok, phew. Got that out. How about “Do the Right thing”. I know you are hatin’ on Spike (and I don’t blame ya, he rattles my last nerve), but that was a great piece of work. for Love Stories, how about “An Affair To Remember” or “Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner” or “When Harry Met Sally”. And for Comedy, how about ANY Pink Panther flick? (Kato!!!) “The Lion King” too. Let’s not forget little Ralphie in “The Christmas Story,” or “Blazing Saddles” (“where are all the White Women at?”) For Drama, what about “Cat On a Hot Tin Roof?” I also would like to throw in a Foreign category and submit “Tie me Up, Tie Me Down” and “Life Is Beautiful.” For that matter how about simply a NON-mainstream category and throw in “The Fischer King” or “Blue Velvet.” My oh my, I could go on and on and on and on. Good Topic Incredipete! Can we do books next?

  89. Meg
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Meg I have no comment. How very sad. I can honestly say, I’ve seen maybe 4 of the movies on your lists, and I think most of them, with the exception of “The Ring” were on your “worst” list.

  90. maf
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: maf Incredipete – go check me out now – you’ll find your shout out -what you WON’T find is a comment from wendy………:)

  91. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy It is so killing me to admit this. God I should just go kill myself. I would rather eat the sheep’s eyes from Fear Factor than say it. Incredipete, you guessed both movies on the first try. How in the sam hell did you know dis?

  92. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete How about “If you choose to decorate your place with my friend, then you’d better be prepared to die!”

  93. HRT
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: HRT Unforgiven? Unforgiven? Unforgiven sucked almost worse than Random Hearts, and Random Hearts was the catagorically worst Harrison Ford movie EVER! Unforgiven was Clint Eastwood’s Random Hearts.

  94. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Incredipete Wendy, I’m guessing “Titanic” and “Hope Floats.” Am I close? Drew Barrymore is the only reason I rented the movie in the first place. I was crushed when she died in the first scene.

  95. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Wendy I cannot agree with your worst movies list because I actually own two of them. If you guess which two they are you will get a prize. I am with you on all things Clint Eastwood. And for the record I really don’t think you can say Drew Barrymore “starred” in Scream. Didn’t she die in like the first five mintues?

  96. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: Petunia Oh, the Hitcher……..I forgot about that movie……that movie is freaky as hell.

  97. November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: warcrygirl Those pageants are nothing more than glamourized meat markets. One of my favorite westerns is The Outlaw Josey Wales and Young Guns, although I’m not really a western fan, per se. I do love me some Kevin Spacey and Robert Downey Jr., no matter how fucked up he is in his personal life.

  98. maf
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    AUTHOR: maf 1. i’m with you on the miss america – once a smart size 18 wins .. i’ll believe it’s a scholarship contest …. until then it’s a beauty pagent – one i love and watch every year – but still … and i still say ms. alabama was horsefaced ….. and movies … Hope Floats is a chick flick – but here’s a hint – sit thru it, hand her kleenex when she cries – and she WILL have sex with you – my little tip to you … and you mention anything with kevin spacey – and i’m all over that….

  99. yuan1106
    November 28, 2005 at 12:51 am

    I just can’t believe you call Kate Winslet’s acting poor in TITANIC but actually liked A walk to remember of mandy moore. Oh my god u have to watch both movies again maybe uve mistakenlly watch titanic and thought it was A walk to remember. hahaha…

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