5 Things I Don’t Get

This is brought to you courtesy of Warcrygirl who so graciously tagged me. (And I liked it) I’m gonna go ahead and do it even though she admitted that she has a crush on Rik.

Environmentalists: Why the heck would you want to go around killing industry for the sake of a salamander? Kill the stupid salamander. No one will die because of it. And isn’t it ironic that the stupid evironmentalists are fighting nuclear power plants while driving around in their 50 year old gas guzzler while it coughs up black smoke. Durr.

“Urban” dress: Why the heck… no… more importantly… WHERE the heck did you find a T-shirt that goes down to your ankles? Why? Why are your shorts being held up magically around your knees? Why must you walk around with 200 metric tons of fake “bling”? Why do you feel the need to wear combs in your hair? Aren’t combs intended for “fixing” your hair? Why is it that you spend all of your paycheck on 9,000 dollar “outfits” when you could be spending the money on getting a clue?

Pimped Honda Civics: Ok… I understand that due to your incredible expenditures on “outfits” you can only afford a 1988 Civic. I am fully aware that a 1988 Honda Civic had 90 horsepower when it was brand spanking new. I’m also aware that 17 years after it was manufactured, it has far less than 90 horsepower left. So, putting a huge muffler on your Civic, although it might increase decibels, is not likely to actually increase power. It’s also a certain indication of a very low IQ. I used to have a 1985 Crown Victoria, and one day the muffler fell off. It sounded like a tractor trailer. However, it didn’t MAKE it a tractor trailer. Get a clue. Your car is gay.

Talking in the Theater: What’s that aboot, eh? I accidentally ended up in the “hood” one night with a friend, and we decided to go see a movie. Apparently there is a cultural difference from where I’m from… In my normal theater, no one speaks. If anyone starts whispering, 96 people will say “HEY, WILL YOU STOP FREAKING TALKING, YOU MORON!?” Not so in the “GhettoPlex.” EVERYONE was talking. The entire time. I don’t get it. At. All. Help me understand.

Visible Thongs?: What is WRONG with girls these days? It’s bad enough they feel compelled to wear an undergarment that is INTENDED to ride up their rear end. But why do they feel compelled to pull them up so high they are visible above their low-rise pants? Is it all about drawing attention, or are they really just so personally oblivious and unaware of themselves that they have no idea? If your panties are showing, you need to get some bigger pants or some smaller panties.

My nominees to do this next are:

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  10 comments for “5 Things I Don’t Get

  1. June 26, 2005 at 8:59 pm

    You mean like these? You don’t think they’re sexy? Can’t you just see her cruising around in her pimpmobile with the bling?

  2. Rik
    June 26, 2005 at 9:23 pm

    Tanya, i hate you for provoking me to look at that. My retina’s have cursed you. My weakness for hot mom’s, however, prevents me from doing anything about it. Please show me a hot thong in good faith?

  3. June 26, 2005 at 10:47 pm

    Whoa… that picture is just all kinds of wrong. Rik, if you want a hot thong pic, go here. That’s SO. HOT.

  4. June 26, 2005 at 10:47 pm

    Dammit. I forgot to close the link.

  5. Rik
    June 27, 2005 at 12:24 am

    I was wrong. There was worse. No wonder i can’t sleep at night.

  6. June 27, 2005 at 8:25 am

    OK I see I have been tagged so I will get this done but you will probably have to see it at “http://nightmare54.blogspot.com/”

    If I can get it done.

  7. Bobby
    June 27, 2005 at 9:34 am

    HEY!!! I appreciate thongs!!! And from what I’ve gathered they are infinitely more comfortable. I agree with everything else.

  8. June 27, 2005 at 10:19 am

    I don’t think thongs are about “comfort.” Rumor has it, they’re about “no panty lines.”

  9. June 27, 2005 at 10:41 am

    OK PETE HELP GET THE WORD OUT!! I am using my photo blog for writing until I get my laptop back!!

  10. June 28, 2005 at 12:04 pm

    Ok.. I’ve been tagged. I’ll have to start thinking. Ouch. It hurts. I’ll post it when I get it writ’.

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