Team Infidel

There’s one major omission in this articleRead the Story on CNN.COM: Hybrid Cars. There are buyers that want to drive a hybrid for a different reason than money.

I want to drive a hybrid because that means less money into the hands of American-hating Arabs. If everyone in America bought a hybrid, we would be able to fuel our cars with oil from Texas. Within 20 years, the entire Middle East would be back on camels having tribal wars with swords.

That’s because our money has been funding terrorism all along. They love our money, and they hate us. They want us dead because we represent a threat to their faith. We are the infidels. We must be destroyed. Allah says so. Look at the song they sing at Vacation Koran School:

Allah hates infidels
This I know
Cuz the Koran tells me so
Americans will all die today
Just because Allah say

Yes, Allah hates you
Yes, Allah hates you
Yes, Allah hates you
The Koran tells me so

In America, we accept people from anywhere, of any faith, because that’s what we believe in. Freedom for all. Islam doesn’t teach that. It teaches the opposite. Islam means “submission.” Submission and Freedom cannot coexist. It’s time to pull the plug on their economy.

Go buy a hybrid.The “Team Infidel” graphic is taken from RightWingStuff.com. Click the graphic to go to the site.

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  16 comments for “Team Infidel

  1. September 27, 2005 at 10:33 am

    Just as soon as we can afford a new car (and the boys hit puberty and outgrow the backseat of the car I drive now) I am SO getting one. Go Team Infidel!

  2. September 27, 2005 at 10:43 am

    Hahahaha… Incredipete, I think you’re overlooking the most obvious and most important reason to get a hybrid car. To save the environment. It’s ALL about the Earth, sucka.

    Duh.

  3. September 27, 2005 at 10:52 am

    I will not buy a dumb fucking hybird. I will however make my jalopy run on grain alcohol. That way I can own and operate a still and still drive! My car will smell like I’m drunk all of the time, but I will be sober, and so eventually they will stop pulling me over and then I casn drive around blind drunk like a Kennedy.

  4. September 27, 2005 at 11:47 am

    LMAO. Brilliant!

    Andria, don’t you know that the environment is overrated?

  5. September 27, 2005 at 12:53 pm

    I want a hybrid for the $$ savings. Annything else is gravy. I”m selfish that way. Although one of those cars that run on french fry oil would be fun too.

  6. September 27, 2005 at 1:07 pm

    Incredipete, Incredipete, Incredipete… you know, YOU conservatives just think that you can keep building over everything and using our natural resources like they’ll never run out. It’s that kind of thinking that’s led to the global warming that caused Katrina, and Rita (and, coming to a gulf coast near you – Hurricane Andrea in 2007!), and every other natural disaster that’s coming no matter when or where or how. That’s what I’m supposed to say, right? 😉

  7. September 27, 2005 at 1:12 pm

    Thanks Andria. It’s always nice to have the eco-jihadist left-wing perspective on things.

    Of course, you know my perspective… the Earth has been around a long time before we were here, and it’ll be around a long time after we’re gone.

  8. September 27, 2005 at 1:56 pm

    Eco-jihadist… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    Now we don’t have to blame the terrorists for everything bad that happens. We can blame global warming. Bombing in Isreal? Global warming. War in Iraq? Global warming. Vin Diesel’s movie career? Global warming. If the ice caps weren’t melting, I wouldn’t be subjected to things like The Pacifier and The Fast and the Furious.

  9. September 27, 2005 at 3:11 pm

    My sinus infection: Global Warming

  10. September 27, 2005 at 4:44 pm

    PMS? Global Warming.

  11. September 27, 2005 at 5:20 pm

    My lack of any hair growth in the region above my eyebrows: Global Warming

  12. Wen
    September 28, 2005 at 12:18 am

    Global warming? I blame everything bad that happens on low blood sugar. But Global is all encompassing… hmmm.

    I am looking into buying a new car, and have looked at the hybrids. Is there some sort of law that states that in order to get 50 mpg the design must be butt fugly? The only ones that are not ugly as hell are the Toyota Highlander ($40,000) and the Lexus ($50,000).

    For that kind of money I think I’m buying german.

  13. September 28, 2005 at 7:53 am

    My big fat ass? Global Warming.

  14. September 28, 2005 at 9:09 am

    As soon as they make hybrid Jeeps, I’m there! *mwah*

  15. September 28, 2005 at 9:36 am

    Personally I’m hoping they develop a vehicle that runs on urine.

  16. September 28, 2005 at 11:38 am

    The urinemobile wouldn’t work too well for me since I’d have to stop to pee every 15 mins.

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