2006 Resolutions

Well, tomorrow morning at 7:00 AM, Jenna and I fly to Philadelphia for the New Year’s holiday.

That means it’s time for resolutions.

1. I will not make stupid resolutions I can’t do.

2. I will get back in the black financially.

3. I will get straight A’s in my MBA classes. (Per Usual)

4. I will drink my V8 every day.

5. I will fix the broken crap in my house, even if I have to figure out how to do it myself.

6. I will get my eyes checked. Again.

7. I will get my oil changed at least once a year, or every 15,000 miles.

  14 comments for “2006 Resolutions

  1. December 30, 2005 at 11:52 am

    Resolutions suck. 99% of them are forgotten about by the end of January. That’s why I resolve to love republicans every year. Because I know that I’ll forget all about it in a few weeks. 😉

  2. December 30, 2005 at 12:02 pm

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  3. December 30, 2005 at 12:14 pm

    I like my resolutions. They’re very achievable… Last year’s were only about 75% achievable…

  4. December 30, 2005 at 12:30 pm

    Those have got to be the most boring resolutions I’ve ever read.

    How about something like:
    I will not wear women’s underwear.
    I will not think of my friends mother “in that way”.
    I will not pretend like I am just scratching my nose when I’m really picking it.
    I will not attack liberals.

    They don’t have to be true. Just, you know, more interesting.

    I’m just sayin’.

  5. December 30, 2005 at 12:47 pm

    But I like wearing women’s underwear, lusting after my friend’s mother, pretending to scratch my nose, and attacking liberals.

    I live for it.

  6. December 30, 2005 at 1:12 pm

    Resolutions are about giving things up that we like to do, but just shouldn’t.

  7. December 30, 2005 at 3:46 pm

    Like talking to people online?

  8. December 30, 2005 at 7:16 pm

    Jeeze Incredipete, you stole my oil change resolution. Go Bengals! =)

  9. December 30, 2005 at 9:36 pm

    Nice work Incredipete!

  10. Livieloo
    December 31, 2005 at 2:30 pm

    Hey, sounds like a bunch of good resolutions to make. I’ve vowed to stop making New Year’s resolutions that I can’t keep as well. I haven’t been in town for the past two New Year’s eves so I said yes to a babysitting job. After that I’m probably just going to have a girl’s night with my friend, Kim or something. Pillow fights and all that … Hahaha, talk to you soon. Hope you and Jenna have a wonderful New Year together!
    Amber

  11. Rik
    January 3, 2006 at 6:17 pm

    I don’t promise anyone i will or won’t do anything. Except get drunk and make a fool out of myself. I will always keep that promise.

  12. January 5, 2006 at 11:34 am

    Go Chiefs!

  13. January 5, 2006 at 2:11 pm

    I’d like to point out that HRT isn’t updating as often as he promised when he won the vote.

    Ahem.

  14. HRT
    January 9, 2006 at 11:43 pm

    Ask and ye shall receive, I have been updating, just maybe not all the time. Maybe you should’ve mentioned that @ humilityandhowiattainedit.com then maybe I wouldn’t feel like a man all alone shouting into the wind.

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